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Mysterious Noodle

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#Breakdown

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Halligan is a prostitutor.

Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 21h

He must be catching a lot of crap from Latinos. They only care when it affects them or friends and family.

Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 1d

How the old USFL emerged, and how Trump helped kill it

In the 1980s, the original USFL touched Chicago in a number of ways. And when Donald Trump encouraged the league to take on the NFL, it led to the USFL’s demise.
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How the old USFL emerged, and how Trump helped kill it

In the 1980s, the original USFL touched Chicago in a number of ways. And when Donald Trump encouraged the league to take on the NFL, it led to the USFL's demise.

chicago.suntimes.com

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Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 1d

US has given at least $21.7 billion in aid to Israel since war in Gaza began. Then they use some of it to buy US politicians. See how that works?

Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 1d

Guessing a student with blue hair and nose rings called grandpa a perv when he hit on her.

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Melania Has Been Secretly Working With Putin for Months

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Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 1d

Idaho white nationalist militias will not be happy.

Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 1d

Dr. Feelgood sez Trump feels good.

Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 1d

Kimmel should have the Portland Frog on his show over a secure video to preserve his anonymity.

Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 1d

The Antichrist want the Epstein/Trump/Thiel/Musk files released.

Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 1d

Stop making me feel bad for Bolton.

Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 1d

Lubed up and ready to go at the drop of a towel.

Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 1d

They are still working the kinks out of and into AI porn.

Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 1d

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The Official Donald Trump Jam

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Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 1d

Hail Pazuzu

Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 1d

To be fair, Trump got a golf resort in Qatar too.

Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 1d

a person is playing a game of bingo on a table

ALT: a person is playing a game of bingo on a table

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Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 1d

WTAF

Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 1d

Almost? SCOTUS is finishing the job.

Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 1d

And there you have it.

Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 1d

Since Christianity was originally Jesus fan fiction, what is "real Christianity?"

Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 1d

Did Pam Bondi go to law school on the Epstein Scholarship?

I'm just asking questions.

Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 1d

A saw that as soon as they passed the Patriot Act. No one even read it. They just signed it or risked being labeled weak on terror.

Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 1d

Will Trump order Delta Force to liberate the Nobel Peace Prize from those socialist communist woke Venezuelan pro-drug-cartel future illegal aliens?

I'm just asking questions.

Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 1d

He's one of those Latins.