Perfume Papi
@heyhassan.com
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🐰Head Bunny @ Haus Urban ☁️Perfume is my religion 🗝️Janet is my muse
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Damn. Not a slushy side.
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WEIRD ASS BITCH.

Every other seat free and had to sit next to you? Get a clue and a friend hoe!

(Zoom in so she sees it)
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Baby I'm not flirting...I'm a virgo and you're in my fucking way.
solomonmissouri.bsky.social
Baby I’m not flirting… I’m just southern
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She's being threatened with a lien on her house because she didn't pay a $500K judgement, because her husband put his hands on somebody.

She better stop hooting and hollering about Roc Nation and pay that man his damn money. I know the HOA want her ass out the neighborhood anyway.
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TJ already got hoes in rotation.
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It's been Dymatize only in this house for years, but ya'll be easy with that Vega shit. lmao.
paris.nyc
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
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Hov said "is you cool?"
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"I'm a singer"

OH? Who is your vocal coach? Because EVERY singer I know worth a damn is paying big coin a couple times a month at minimum for a tune up/prep.
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You the vacation swing? Bet. I'll come see you after you've had a couple matinees under your belt.

It's the singing niggas who be wearing me thin though. Giveon and them got alot of folks fucked up. You not gonna be mumble singing off pitch all in my face/ear after hours. NOAP.
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I have friend who have been in Bway shows hit me up being like "I'm going on for so and so tonight!". I be the one to ask:
"Is this your first time on?" "How many put-ins you had?"
Because if I go and you're a mess I'ma tell you. And then I'm sending a cashapp request because foh.
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At this point in my life, I can't date an artist who isn't well into their career.

It's 2025, you 30+ years old talking about you want to be in the industry, are marginally talented and wanna be seen with ME?

Nah champ. Focus on your craft bc I'm not sparing no feelings.
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He’s upset because Marc has exposed him as stupid, and now the rest of the cast is in on the joke too.
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Ah nah.

Remember when missing a side tooth just meant you were poor?
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Or maybe it’s about giving yourself the space to trust yourself again?
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sifill.bsky.social
I can’t help but think today about how many young people were savaged on social media, branded as anti-semites and abandoned by their schools for daring to call for a ceasefire. I remember saying that it was the first time I can remember that calling for ceasefire was regarded as a hostile demand.
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Do it! I finally broke down last month and it’s the best.
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Yeah it’s really hard on the stomach
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Listen niece.

Be careful with that Doxy. Always take it with food and don’t lie horizontally for 2 hours after you’ve taken it.
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And I’m sure it was pre order only and now cost fiftyleven US dollars right?
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It’s onesie weather and I could not be more pleased!