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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 1h

Right. Mind your zygote, brain rot business.

Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 12h

Abbe Lowell is about to hand Pam Bondi her ass.

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 12h

Cardi knew wtf she was doing with Whip Shots.

Cecred can have all of my money for the hair drops and reconstructing mask alone.

Thee Spooky BlackSky👨🏾‍🍳 @xavierbeloved.blacksky.app · 15h

What’s a celebrity product you actually do love ?

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 12h

He just gonna pull up to the internet with 6 more Pinocchios and 3 new UK rappers in tow.

Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 12h

Um, because words mean things.

You say "bedspread" I'ma think thin ass comforter.

Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 12h

Ginuwine

Thee Spooky BlackSky👨🏾‍🍳 @xavierbeloved.blacksky.app · 15h

Who was your crush in Middle School?

Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 12h

Free.

Thee Spooky BlackSky👨🏾‍🍳 @xavierbeloved.blacksky.app · 15h

How do you like your coffee?

Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 12h

It's gonna be the same caliber of people they had down at the inauguration/RNC.
Carrie Underwood
Kid Rock
Scott Baio
One of the Village People.

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 12h

I'm glad you said it because I just scrunched my face and assumed all their pillows are yellow too.

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 12h

Not-so-fun fact: Bibi Netanyahu is Jared Kushner's godfather.

Just...remember that over the course of the next six weeks or so.

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 13h

Baby we barely wanted the last reunion! I went to the meet and greet after the show with NOTES.

Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 13h

And it's starting to seem like this reunion will have no black girls in it and I will knock all this shit over!

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 13h

This Danity Kane shit really got me tight. I've been riding hard for those girls collectively and individually since day one.

It's the 20th anniversary, Diddybops is in jail, and that's not enough for ya'll to bury the hatchet for a cute fan moment?

Everybody can go to hell.

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 14h

If I had to describe our current government, it would be this.

Losfreaklander @losfreaklander.bsky.social · 19h

It’s that wonderful time of the year again.

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 16h

Bruh Drake lost. It's done. You still arguing different is a tragic moral failure on your part. Out rapped. Outsold. Out awarded. Dissed at the super bowl while his ex crip walked on stage. And lost in a court of law. Only thing left is for Kendrick to adopt Adonis and give a father to look up to.

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 15h

I honestly and truly wonder what happens with Drake and his album now that he tried to fuck up the church's money.

At minimum, there will be no more bot help. At maximum, they tell him he's free to go but they're keeping his masters and ain't no promo budget.

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 15h

Not this being a footnote in the dismissal. LMAOO

Chocolate Giddy-Up’s Cousin @jocklaflair.bsky.social · 16h

Had to bring this Goldie back.

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 15h

It’s okay because those same people age like avocados.

Let em rot.

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 15h

I’m fucking over it.

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 16h

DK with nobody black!?

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 16h

Dawn pretty much closed the tomb after she put hands on Aubrey during DK3.

Shannon has left the industry completely so this is probably Aubrey, D.Woods and Aundrea.

Drea loves changing her mind mid project so idk about this…

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Bald-Headed Demon 😈 @such-a-frknlady.blacksky.app · 16h

imagine losing a rap beef so badly evidence of it gets logged into the library of congress 😭😭😭😭

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 16h

Canada Dry really tried to argue that Kendrick’s use of “Certified pedo” was meant to suggest he was found guilty of a charge. Knowing damn well it was a throwback to his album Certified Loverboy.

She held him to that.

Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 16h

And the footnotes!?

She dragged all of the Embassy 🤣🫣

Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 16h

The judge!! She even got the correct number of “Wop wop wops” in here I am SCREAMING!!

Meghann Cuniff @meghanncuniff.bsky.social · 16h

A federal judge has dismissed Drake’s defamation lawsuit against UMG over Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us.”

“Because the Court concludes that the allegedly defamatory statements in “Not Like Us” are nonactionable opinion, the motion to dismiss is GRANTED.” storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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