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Perfume Papi
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🐰Head Bunny @ Haus Urban
☁️Perfume is my religion
🗝️Janet is my muse
And you straights don’t get a pass either.

I’m not watching any hip hop music reaction video from anybody who can’t or doesn’t actually rap.

Breaking down bars but missing every piece of subtext or word play because you don’t read. Ya’ll think onomatopoeia is a new Anime.
January 11, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Call me a purist but I only want to hear commentary in media about Drag Race from people who do drag.

Chris you wear New Balances every day and don’t groom your eyebrows. No one wants to hear you wax poetic about the hairlines on the girls.
January 11, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Had to blow my hair out before I get braided again and do a length check.

I look like somebody’s horny auntie on Facebook but…Cècred is doing its job!
January 11, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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Cookbooks are actually some of the bessst history books.
January 11, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Kristy husband had an outside baby?

That’s worse than a trip to the Arby’s.

At least there would’ve been no child support.
January 11, 2026 at 12:44 AM
You know what's scarier?

Blue Cross/Blue Shield had a major data breach in Jan 2025.

They didn't tell anyone until October.
Instagram reportedly had a data breach that exposed the personal information of 17.5M users

The leak includes usernames, email addresses, phone numbers, physical addresses and more

(via engadget)
January 10, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Just got this new book of Bad Bunny Polaroids.

Benito really is the baddest.
January 10, 2026 at 9:40 PM
There's a reason (or six) why JENNIE'S album end up in my Spotify wrapped...
I'm not a kpop person but I recently came across a song called "like JENNIE" and it's incredibly powerful. it's about how they all want to be like JENNIE. but they can't be. can't skip jury duty like JENNIE. can't dine and dish like JENNIE. can't commit arson like JENNIE. it's important to me.
January 10, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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lol as a Black person, I am not arguing with no non-Black person about the Black experience.
January 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Stacie's last project "Beautiful Awakening" was green lit and shelved twice in America. We all wondered what happened.

Abusers retaliating is what happened.

www.billboard.com/pro/2000s-te...
2000s Teen Christian Singer Stacie Orrico Sues Ex-Manager and UMG Over Sex Abuse
2000s-era teen Christian singer Stacie Orrico brought a sexual abuse lawsuit against her ex-manager, who she claims abused her, and record label UMG.
www.billboard.com
January 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
The more I learn, the more I love it.

Perfumery is the perfect intersection of art and science. What's cool about it is it can be as technical as you want it to be, or not.

If you love something, you can just love it and wear it and be reminded of how happy you are moment to moment.
Let me just say @heyhassan.com is a wizard when it comes to smells. I combined my two most recent fragrances, at his direction. I smell AMAZING!!! The citrus, really amplify the green complexity of the tomato leaf.
a man wearing a sequined suit is dancing on a stage .
ALT: a man wearing a sequined suit is dancing on a stage .
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 8:25 PM
New Yorkers!

As of August 2025 Pepper Spray is legal to carry.

Friendly reminder 😊
January 10, 2026 at 7:29 PM
✨kid crush, go ✨

Me and Kevin from the Backstreet Boys went together real bad. And then once he started growing a goatee? Tuh.
January 10, 2026 at 11:31 AM
They need to stop playing and give us a full Pink/Cirque Vegas show. She been ready.

youtu.be/lVXhFeUTVUA?...
P!NK - TRUSTFALL (Live on The Graham Norton Show) ft. Yoann Bourgeois
YouTube video by PinkVEVO
youtu.be
January 10, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Aubrey will tell a joke, but she won’t tell a lie! This aged like wine.
January 10, 2026 at 7:40 AM
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The George Floyd Justice In Policing Act Of 2021 Watching it’s self get gentrified:
January 10, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Lemon sorbet. Zesty, refreshing, and not always readily available.

A palate cleanser.
11. If you had to describe yourself as a dessert, what would you be and why?
January 10, 2026 at 6:17 AM
The strange part about living in a dystopian hellscape in a body that the whole world has profited off of hating is that it's teaching me to relax a little.

I been sleeping in, prioritizing art and beauty, telling people to "fuck off and wait" and generally not engaging with anyone I don't want to.
January 10, 2026 at 6:11 AM
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Can’t stop dancing to jealous type
August 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I was at the Staples earlier today and was charmed by the biggest, sweetest brown eyes.

They belonged to a Golden Doodle named Harry and the way he bee lined to me for tummy rubs? I could not get to the floor fast enough.
January 10, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I know a home of sexual when I see one.
January 10, 2026 at 1:01 AM
You know this cracka @thatwriterdeezy.bsky.social ?
January 10, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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If you eat cheesecake you’d eat chitlins. No need to reply
9. What is your dessert hot take?
January 9, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Me in 2016/Me in 2026
January 9, 2026 at 9:24 PM
For context: Keith Porter is the black man killed by ICE just days before Renee that the media ignored completely.
January 9, 2026 at 6:15 PM