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🐰Head Bunny @ Haus Urban
☁️Perfume is my religion
🗝️Janet is my muse
Baby I would jazz mine up with a fedora and a wallet chain!
The kids won’t ever get to experience the Business casual club era dawg ….. It was summer time and folks was sweating in that business casual
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I had an apple cider cronut yesterday and I’m still thinking about it. 🤤
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
OH BITCH WE’RE BACK!!!

(It’s a book for those of you who didn’t read the series)
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Blackiana was the Supreme and I need her to bring her ass back on tour at nigga prices.
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I need to get an air fryer/toaster oven combo for Chrimmuh.
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I have so much to do running the day to day of my business I forget that I had a whole career before that as a brand strategy baddie. I was solving strategic problems for the world’s biggest brands.

I’m writing a pitch deck for a new project and reading it back like
a woman in a pink robe is holding a piece of paper in front of a mannequin
ALT: a woman in a pink robe is holding a piece of paper in front of a mannequin
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Just spent the last six hours working on a pitch deck.

Not because I wanted to but because if I didn’t purge the shit from my brain I was gonna go crazy.

Because that’s how it works.

I’ll have a little light bulb go off, and the light bulb turns into an 85 lb Rottweiler growling at me daily.
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Get that Ice shit outta here!
One Zero/Low Calorie Drink brand gotta go…
November 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Chile them people done popped out in their Halloween costume and I'm sitting here grinning like a damn idiot.

We don't experience enough of good people having nice things.
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Mushroom Coffee + Solange on Vinyl + Texture explorations.
November 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Yep, one of the biggest drivers of the elite panic around “wokeness” was the increasing prominence of Black people and particularly Black women in their fields and we’re seeing that coalition rewarded with the targeting of Black workers.
Since February, according to my latest analysis, almost 600,000 Black women have been economically sidelined. The November 20, 2025, Jobs Report makes clear this isn’t a blip. It’s a structural crisis. That is not a recovery. It is a redistribution of opportunity.
The exit economy is here. Black Women are paying the highest price | Fortune
This isn’t a blip. It’s a structural crisis. And it's not a recovery, it's a redistribution of opportunity.
fortune.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Chocolate covered gummy bears feel like I don’t care about life but I do be satisfied.
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 AM
And don’t be good at it because ima stay in your face.
I really love kissing and being kissed. 😩
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I bet this is a bitch to put together.
mfing Whoville lookin’ ass cabinet, this jusy ruined my whole god dam day smfh fuck this shit
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Jellybean Johnson, the often top-hatted drummer for The Time, has died at age 69.
https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-lifestyle/jellybean-johnson-key-figure-in-the-minneapolis-sound-dies-at-69
November 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
People be playing in Joe’s face like nobody would want him, meanwhile it be the chopped cheese face ass types getting the Mario coins knocked out of them by the trade ya’ll be giving the most to.
Speaking of Netta, why he cheated on Charles 💀💀💀 that came across my clock app about a week ago and I said “well then”
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The problem with this set up is you have young artists being dropped into deals they’ve had zero negotiation and representation in. They sign one release for a tv show and they’re locked in 30 year 360 deals.
The truth of the matter is that unless the executive producer/creator of the show goes to network with an existing deal with a label or has an imprint themselves, there is no guarantee of anything.

Idol, AGT, X Factor are all Simon Cowell productions. His label was an imprint of Sony for 20+ years
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Just trying to avoid wearing any neutrals at this point.
How are the sugar cookie colored people doing now that the temps have dropped?
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Allegedly he cheated with one of the girls who works at the restaurant.

I fucking knew he was gonna fumble this bag.
November 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
You know what's funny?

If you have an issue with a social media platform, you don't really have any way to contact them.

But Meta, Google, and TikTok be ringing my phone ALL THE TIME trying to talk to me.
November 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If a man with power, popularity, and a full head of hair speaks to Big Sloppy in dulcet tones, he'll like him.

No one should be surprised by this.
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?

MAMDANI: I've spoken about--

TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Meanwhile my chart is mostly earth and air.

I’m not a flake, I just don’t like you.
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Ya’ll look at this.
November 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Glaze Dry Body Oil.
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Cheating is my red line and I make it very clear before starting a relationship that it’s better just to leave…

Because if I find out you cheated I will not be the only one walking away heartbroken.

You too will experience loss of some sort, be it emotional, reputational, financial or otherwise.
November 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM