Perfume Papi
@heyhassan.com
🐰Head Bunny @ Haus Urban
☁️Perfume is my religion
🗝️Janet is my muse
☁️Perfume is my religion
🗝️Janet is my muse
Hopefully somebody Asian.
January 16, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Hopefully somebody Asian.
Dragged it all the way down to Nordstrom to smell 3 things from the Valentino couture collection only for them not to have any of it and walked out with a full Dries Van Notten set?
I gotta be stopped.
I gotta be stopped.
January 15, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Dragged it all the way down to Nordstrom to smell 3 things from the Valentino couture collection only for them not to have any of it and walked out with a full Dries Van Notten set?
I gotta be stopped.
I gotta be stopped.
Madge pulled up with this pixie cut and 5% body fat, throat on ready!
January 15, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Madge pulled up with this pixie cut and 5% body fat, throat on ready!
The Girlie Show opens with a 20 yo Carrie Ann Inaba 20 feet above the stage on a pole, tits out, FLEXING.
January 15, 2026 at 3:53 AM
The Girlie Show opens with a 20 yo Carrie Ann Inaba 20 feet above the stage on a pole, tits out, FLEXING.
Today’s scent of the day: ZouZou by Celine. It’s a tonka bean, vanilla musk creation. I wrote it off as another boring, powdery vanilla the other day but 8 hours later the dry down bloomed into something caramel and amber on me and I fear I may be hooked.
January 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Today’s scent of the day: ZouZou by Celine. It’s a tonka bean, vanilla musk creation. I wrote it off as another boring, powdery vanilla the other day but 8 hours later the dry down bloomed into something caramel and amber on me and I fear I may be hooked.
My therapy bills just dropped from $150 to $15.
FIFTEEN. DOLLAS.
FIFTEEN. DOLLAS.
January 14, 2026 at 2:13 AM
My therapy bills just dropped from $150 to $15.
FIFTEEN. DOLLAS.
FIFTEEN. DOLLAS.
Yep. She has made her way to my Lock Screen!
January 13, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Yep. She has made her way to my Lock Screen!
Good Morning Skeets! What's your Scent of the Day?
Today I'm wearing Almond Suede by Arquiste, which heavily features almond marzipan, saffron, suede leather and North African neroli.
Today I'm wearing Almond Suede by Arquiste, which heavily features almond marzipan, saffron, suede leather and North African neroli.
January 13, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Good Morning Skeets! What's your Scent of the Day?
Today I'm wearing Almond Suede by Arquiste, which heavily features almond marzipan, saffron, suede leather and North African neroli.
Today I'm wearing Almond Suede by Arquiste, which heavily features almond marzipan, saffron, suede leather and North African neroli.
Just…watch til the end. 💀
January 12, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Just…watch til the end. 💀
My ops have this weird habit of dying.
Another one bit the dust last month, apparently.
Ofc I only heard about it because I happened to log into Facebook for something work related.
Another one bit the dust last month, apparently.
Ofc I only heard about it because I happened to log into Facebook for something work related.
January 12, 2026 at 3:04 PM
My ops have this weird habit of dying.
Another one bit the dust last month, apparently.
Ofc I only heard about it because I happened to log into Facebook for something work related.
Another one bit the dust last month, apparently.
Ofc I only heard about it because I happened to log into Facebook for something work related.
Had to blow my hair out before I get braided again and do a length check.
I look like somebody’s horny auntie on Facebook but…Cècred is doing its job!
I look like somebody’s horny auntie on Facebook but…Cècred is doing its job!
January 11, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Had to blow my hair out before I get braided again and do a length check.
I look like somebody’s horny auntie on Facebook but…Cècred is doing its job!
I look like somebody’s horny auntie on Facebook but…Cècred is doing its job!
Just got this new book of Bad Bunny Polaroids.
Benito really is the baddest.
Benito really is the baddest.
January 10, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Just got this new book of Bad Bunny Polaroids.
Benito really is the baddest.
Benito really is the baddest.
✨kid crush, go ✨
Me and Kevin from the Backstreet Boys went together real bad. And then once he started growing a goatee? Tuh.
Me and Kevin from the Backstreet Boys went together real bad. And then once he started growing a goatee? Tuh.
January 10, 2026 at 11:31 AM
✨kid crush, go ✨
Me and Kevin from the Backstreet Boys went together real bad. And then once he started growing a goatee? Tuh.
Me and Kevin from the Backstreet Boys went together real bad. And then once he started growing a goatee? Tuh.
Aubrey will tell a joke, but she won’t tell a lie! This aged like wine.
January 10, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Aubrey will tell a joke, but she won’t tell a lie! This aged like wine.
You know this cracka @thatwriterdeezy.bsky.social ?
January 10, 2026 at 12:47 AM
You know this cracka @thatwriterdeezy.bsky.social ?
Of course Tendernism Unc is over there cooning out.
Meanwhile Keith Lee & Bretman continue to be the best of America.
Meanwhile Keith Lee & Bretman continue to be the best of America.
January 9, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Of course Tendernism Unc is over there cooning out.
Meanwhile Keith Lee & Bretman continue to be the best of America.
Meanwhile Keith Lee & Bretman continue to be the best of America.
Quick addendum: WHITE PEOPLE DID THIS. Leave us out of it.
Signed,
The 92 and 80% coalition.
Signed,
The 92 and 80% coalition.
January 7, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Quick addendum: WHITE PEOPLE DID THIS. Leave us out of it.
Signed,
The 92 and 80% coalition.
Signed,
The 92 and 80% coalition.
Well stop. We’re full.
January 6, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Well stop. We’re full.