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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ

@himynameisdave.com

670 followers 640 following 280 posts

woah woah woah… I didn’t know Dan Ackroyd was in this picture!

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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 16h

no thanks i will never "play the wordle"

ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 17h

this is what you sound like btw

ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 17h

breakfast: wierdo
lunch: weeeeeird
geriatric dinner at 4pm: fuckin' weirdo shit!

ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 17h

ppl who complain about this are simply bad at posting (thats all)

ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 17h

oh I'll be there bud

ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 17h

the only true thing DJT ever said... "the failing NYT"

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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 17h

we gotta just keep spamming those losers their own "I'm leaving" tweets in every reply

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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 17h

👏 this 👏 site 👏 has 👏 the 👏 juice

ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 17h

plus me and hundreds of others who illegally streamed it because I'm not paying Sportsnet (aka Rogers) $29.99/month (they are rich enough sorry)

ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 18h

literally where we are headed as a society if we don't elect zoran mamdani to the highest office in the land

ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 1d

fuck the dodgers and their bottomless pit of money, Jays outplayed them all series long. that’s just baseball folks

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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 3d

damn RIP a real one, go jays!

Darth Kater @darthkater.bsky.social · 3d

The Jays🧢⚾️ have the opportunity to win the Series tonight, on what would have been John Candy's 75th birthday, in his hometown, in the SkyDome (Rogers Centre), where Candy rooted for the Jays and his beloved Argonauts.

Go, Jays! Do it for John!🎁🥳🎂🇨🇦

#WorldSeries

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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 3d

beauty, ya look the same bud! go jays!

ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 3d

they look sad, as if they know they are about to lose

ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 4d

anytime anyone on any of these sites says that they have a wife they all 100% sound like the man on the left here:

a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman holding a trophy and says my wiilife !!!

Alt: scene from Borat where borat is on the left and his wiiiiiiife is on the right and he is saying "my wiiiiiiiife!!!"

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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 4d

Blocked and reported !

ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 5d

fuck the dodgers, eat the rich

Velodus 🦃🍂 @velodus.bsky.social · 5d

Blake Snell, the Dodgers' game 5 starter, has a 2025 salary of $28,436,867. Trey Yesavage, with one of the greatest rookie pitching performances in World Series history, has a 2025 salary of $57,204.

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