Hornet 🏳️‍🌈
@hornet.bsky.social
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Keep Calm & Spice Up Your Life; Bull; He-Him; Consumer Whore; CrossFit Noob; HUGE Spice Girls fan; Pokémon Trainer; Posts in Spanglish🇲🇽; Roofur suiter; 🔞 https://linktr.ee/HornetV2
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I see “MLB” and I immediately think there’s new about Mel B
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I wanna get a bunch of friends and watch together “Is It Cake?” while getting drunk and trying to guess which thing is cake XD
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Disclaimer: Steps been cut for sake of everything fitting in one skeet
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How to do an omelette Hornet style:

1. Prepare egg
2. Pour egg in a hot pan at medium heat
3. Let the egg cook in one side
4. Fail at flipping the omelette
5. Scream like a maniac and stab the shit out of the egg until cooked
6. Enjoy your scrambled eggs
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I think what scares me the most is that this meme will age poorly. With how this idiot and like minded people handling the world, future generations are gonna be like: “I don’t get it, bananas used to cost less than $10?”
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All of them look good! I like the gym and winter attires best
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Is ok. Not a big fan of thongs X3
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My ex took the only thing I had XD
I know the feeling
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The one thing to be careful: there’s a lot of technicalities in both wall balls and sit-ups. And on previous competitions I’ve gotten “no reps” on both moves, so gotas be careful with that. Biggest mistake in sit-ups is you gotta touch your toes, this why I said touch the beans earlier.
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Friday WOD

Competition WOD 3 practice

10:00 AMRAP
“Waterfall style”

P1: 10 cal row, then P2: 10 cal row
P1: 10 wall balls, P2: 10 wall balls
P1: 10 sit-ups, P2: 10 sit-ups

Score total reps: Did 170 in the practice round. This felt easy for me so I think I can push harder at the comp!
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I thought they were gonna interview some of the other Spice Girls at some point. They had Mel C in the one for David Beckham, but none of them here. That’s the only think I felt was missing.
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THAT was really good, I love her even more now.

You know? I’ve always been a stan for her, she got attacked first by Spice Girls fans for launching her solo album and then for not signing anymore, jeez people! Let her be happy and be a fashion goddess!
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Touch the bean. Got it.

(It will make more sense later)