Hornet
@hornet.bsky.social
Keep Calm & Spice Up Your Life; Bull; He-Him; Professional Multitasker; Consumer Whore; CrossFit Noob; HUGE Spice Girls & Kylie fan; Pokémon Trainer; Roofur suiter; 🔞
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Here’s a silly photo for you! XD
Tuesday WOD
Back squat PR: 330lbs! The leggy is strong!
Then 4 rounds 3:00 each for
-11 cal bike
-10 deadlifts 135lbs
-AMRAP burpees over bar
Score: total burpees: 75
Tuesday WOD
Back squat PR: 330lbs! The leggy is strong!
Then 4 rounds 3:00 each for
-11 cal bike
-10 deadlifts 135lbs
-AMRAP burpees over bar
Score: total burpees: 75
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Here’s a silly photo for you! XD
Tuesday WOD
Back squat PR: 330lbs! The leggy is strong!
Then 4 rounds 3:00 each for
-11 cal bike
-10 deadlifts 135lbs
-AMRAP burpees over bar
Score: total burpees: 75
Tuesday WOD
Back squat PR: 330lbs! The leggy is strong!
Then 4 rounds 3:00 each for
-11 cal bike
-10 deadlifts 135lbs
-AMRAP burpees over bar
Score: total burpees: 75
Maybe I would have accepted AI if it would have in a way taught Babou (my Roomba) how to open doors or throw balls for Tony to fetch.
Instead, AI gives you 7 fingers, promotes food poisoning and overheats the planet.
Instead, AI gives you 7 fingers, promotes food poisoning and overheats the planet.
a woman in a white turtleneck and pearls looks surprised while standing next to a man in a blue shirt .
ALT: a woman in a white turtleneck and pearls looks surprised while standing next to a man in a blue shirt .
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November 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Maybe I would have accepted AI if it would have in a way taught Babou (my Roomba) how to open doors or throw balls for Tony to fetch.
Instead, AI gives you 7 fingers, promotes food poisoning and overheats the planet.
Instead, AI gives you 7 fingers, promotes food poisoning and overheats the planet.
I’m gonna be late. There’s a sentient being blocking my path out of the bathroom.
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I’m gonna be late. There’s a sentient being blocking my path out of the bathroom.
Have you ever randomly just walk across your bathroom mirror and tell your beard “yeah fuck you” and shaved it?
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Have you ever randomly just walk across your bathroom mirror and tell your beard “yeah fuck you” and shaved it?
I’m incredibly sad over the loss of @slashsabercat.bsky.social
He was incredibly friendly to me since day 1, one of the very first people I made a connection with online, I wouldn’t have been part of the Predators if it wasn’t for him and @sodders.bsky.social
RIP Slash, you were one of the greats
He was incredibly friendly to me since day 1, one of the very first people I made a connection with online, I wouldn’t have been part of the Predators if it wasn’t for him and @sodders.bsky.social
RIP Slash, you were one of the greats
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I’m incredibly sad over the loss of @slashsabercat.bsky.social
He was incredibly friendly to me since day 1, one of the very first people I made a connection with online, I wouldn’t have been part of the Predators if it wasn’t for him and @sodders.bsky.social
RIP Slash, you were one of the greats
He was incredibly friendly to me since day 1, one of the very first people I made a connection with online, I wouldn’t have been part of the Predators if it wasn’t for him and @sodders.bsky.social
RIP Slash, you were one of the greats
Monday WOD
More clean & jerk practice.
I did clean pulls up to 155lbs
Then a max clean & jerk at 95lbs, couldn’t go higher due discomfort on hand, but practiced form the most.
Cash out: 800m run for time: 5:45
More clean & jerk practice.
I did clean pulls up to 155lbs
Then a max clean & jerk at 95lbs, couldn’t go higher due discomfort on hand, but practiced form the most.
Cash out: 800m run for time: 5:45
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Monday WOD
More clean & jerk practice.
I did clean pulls up to 155lbs
Then a max clean & jerk at 95lbs, couldn’t go higher due discomfort on hand, but practiced form the most.
Cash out: 800m run for time: 5:45
More clean & jerk practice.
I did clean pulls up to 155lbs
Then a max clean & jerk at 95lbs, couldn’t go higher due discomfort on hand, but practiced form the most.
Cash out: 800m run for time: 5:45
The automated “I’m out of the office until December 1st” replies have escalated.
Meanwhile me:
Meanwhile me:
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The automated “I’m out of the office until December 1st” replies have escalated.
Meanwhile me:
Meanwhile me:
We used to have a good laugh didn’t we? Gonna miss you a lot.
“Your renewal for Norton McAfee life lock 360 total antivirus protect plus has been auto renewal for 399 usd, click this suspicious link for your invoice” 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
We used to have a good laugh didn’t we? Gonna miss you a lot.
Where is this relish in the present moment?
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Where is this relish in the present moment?
Okay. I have now gotten a second opinion on my hand. And I’ve made my decision about how to proceed.
I’ve decided I will not get the surgery, based also on some good new development over the weekend.
I’ve decided I will not get the surgery, based also on some good new development over the weekend.
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Okay. I have now gotten a second opinion on my hand. And I’ve made my decision about how to proceed.
I’ve decided I will not get the surgery, based also on some good new development over the weekend.
I’ve decided I will not get the surgery, based also on some good new development over the weekend.
Need to find a proper photo. I know I have tons but the ones I have available right away haven’t been the most proper ones.
Still I can’t believe he’s gone…
Still I can’t believe he’s gone…
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Need to find a proper photo. I know I have tons but the ones I have available right away haven’t been the most proper ones.
Still I can’t believe he’s gone…
Still I can’t believe he’s gone…
Completely forgot how lewd Goldfrapp’s “Black Cherry” album is XD
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Completely forgot how lewd Goldfrapp’s “Black Cherry” album is XD
Keep having dreams about traveling. Maybe travel is in my not too distant future?
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Keep having dreams about traveling. Maybe travel is in my not too distant future?
Found an alpha Beldum. Damn the alpha Metagross is massive!
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Found an alpha Beldum. Damn the alpha Metagross is massive!
Reposted by Hornet
Found myself a cute bull @hornet.bsky.social! From @slabtownscamper.com last night :3
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Found myself a cute bull @hornet.bsky.social! From @slabtownscamper.com last night :3
Tonight accounts for +1000 recovery points. Glad decided to go out
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Tonight accounts for +1000 recovery points. Glad decided to go out
Saturday WOD
(Morning, then took a nap and did stuff)
End of 60 day challenge workout
21-15-9
-calories row
-sumo deadlift high pull 53lbs
-goblet squats 53lbs
Time: 8:03, I shaved off 1:45 from my time 2 months ago!
(Morning, then took a nap and did stuff)
End of 60 day challenge workout
21-15-9
-calories row
-sumo deadlift high pull 53lbs
-goblet squats 53lbs
Time: 8:03, I shaved off 1:45 from my time 2 months ago!
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Saturday WOD
(Morning, then took a nap and did stuff)
End of 60 day challenge workout
21-15-9
-calories row
-sumo deadlift high pull 53lbs
-goblet squats 53lbs
Time: 8:03, I shaved off 1:45 from my time 2 months ago!
(Morning, then took a nap and did stuff)
End of 60 day challenge workout
21-15-9
-calories row
-sumo deadlift high pull 53lbs
-goblet squats 53lbs
Time: 8:03, I shaved off 1:45 from my time 2 months ago!
Anyways. Friday WOD
Max snatch: 65lbs
Max clean & jerk: 115lbs
These low numbers have nothing to do with my finger (I taped it to my ring finger and was fine), the move involved the squat, which I’m still not good at how to combine yet!
Max reps back squats: 10x135lbs
Max snatch: 65lbs
Max clean & jerk: 115lbs
These low numbers have nothing to do with my finger (I taped it to my ring finger and was fine), the move involved the squat, which I’m still not good at how to combine yet!
Max reps back squats: 10x135lbs
November 22, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Anyways. Friday WOD
Max snatch: 65lbs
Max clean & jerk: 115lbs
These low numbers have nothing to do with my finger (I taped it to my ring finger and was fine), the move involved the squat, which I’m still not good at how to combine yet!
Max reps back squats: 10x135lbs
Max snatch: 65lbs
Max clean & jerk: 115lbs
These low numbers have nothing to do with my finger (I taped it to my ring finger and was fine), the move involved the squat, which I’m still not good at how to combine yet!
Max reps back squats: 10x135lbs
Feeling uncertain right now. It seems more likely I’ll have to come to terms that I may not be able to properly bend my finger again
I know is not much, it is just weird. If this doctor was right with the chances, then I really shouldn’t get the surgery done. Just upset over the yes/no rollercoaster
I know is not much, it is just weird. If this doctor was right with the chances, then I really shouldn’t get the surgery done. Just upset over the yes/no rollercoaster
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Feeling uncertain right now. It seems more likely I’ll have to come to terms that I may not be able to properly bend my finger again
I know is not much, it is just weird. If this doctor was right with the chances, then I really shouldn’t get the surgery done. Just upset over the yes/no rollercoaster
I know is not much, it is just weird. If this doctor was right with the chances, then I really shouldn’t get the surgery done. Just upset over the yes/no rollercoaster
Mmmm we are receiving a lot of spam disguised as Docusign at the office. The biggest give away without checking anything else was the “this message is from a mailing list”
But also no info of who sent it, no name of who this is addressed to, and the “unsubscribe” bottom at the end of the message.
But also no info of who sent it, no name of who this is addressed to, and the “unsubscribe” bottom at the end of the message.
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Mmmm we are receiving a lot of spam disguised as Docusign at the office. The biggest give away without checking anything else was the “this message is from a mailing list”
But also no info of who sent it, no name of who this is addressed to, and the “unsubscribe” bottom at the end of the message.
But also no info of who sent it, no name of who this is addressed to, and the “unsubscribe” bottom at the end of the message.
Well now I am confused.
The actual surgeon called and gave me different odds of recover my finger mobility, and they are… not good.
In short he recommended against having the surgery done. Gave me a whole explanation not short enough to fit in a post.
Dunno what to do, they want an answer by Monday.
The actual surgeon called and gave me different odds of recover my finger mobility, and they are… not good.
In short he recommended against having the surgery done. Gave me a whole explanation not short enough to fit in a post.
Dunno what to do, they want an answer by Monday.
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Well now I am confused.
The actual surgeon called and gave me different odds of recover my finger mobility, and they are… not good.
In short he recommended against having the surgery done. Gave me a whole explanation not short enough to fit in a post.
Dunno what to do, they want an answer by Monday.
The actual surgeon called and gave me different odds of recover my finger mobility, and they are… not good.
In short he recommended against having the surgery done. Gave me a whole explanation not short enough to fit in a post.
Dunno what to do, they want an answer by Monday.
Thursday WOD
All my WODs are modified for the time being until hand recovers.
Push ups. 10x5 (instead of bench press)
Then 5 rounds for time:
-14 calories on bike
-10 alternate V-ups
-20 good mornings 45lbs
Time: 13:15
Good sweaty session!
All my WODs are modified for the time being until hand recovers.
Push ups. 10x5 (instead of bench press)
Then 5 rounds for time:
-14 calories on bike
-10 alternate V-ups
-20 good mornings 45lbs
Time: 13:15
Good sweaty session!
November 21, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Thursday WOD
All my WODs are modified for the time being until hand recovers.
Push ups. 10x5 (instead of bench press)
Then 5 rounds for time:
-14 calories on bike
-10 alternate V-ups
-20 good mornings 45lbs
Time: 13:15
Good sweaty session!
All my WODs are modified for the time being until hand recovers.
Push ups. 10x5 (instead of bench press)
Then 5 rounds for time:
-14 calories on bike
-10 alternate V-ups
-20 good mornings 45lbs
Time: 13:15
Good sweaty session!
Great technology is putting your food 3 minutes in the microwave to get out a lukewarm meal in a bowl so hot it feels like it was just spewed out of Mount Vesuvius.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Great technology is putting your food 3 minutes in the microwave to get out a lukewarm meal in a bowl so hot it feels like it was just spewed out of Mount Vesuvius.