Hornet 🏳️‍🌈
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Keep Calm & Spice Up Your Life; Bull; He-Him; Consumer Whore; CrossFit Noob; HUGE Spice Girls fan; Pokémon Trainer; Posts in Spanglish🇲🇽; Roofur suiter; 🔞 https://linktr.ee/HornetV2
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Wednesday WOD

Hand stand practice. Coach has me doing handstand shoulder taps with one leg on the wall for support. Last time I only did 2, today did 6! Woo

Then 15:00 to complete
-1000m row
-50 thrusters 45lbs
-30 pull-ups
Time: 12:19 Rx 😃💪
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Look at you all destroying sweaters!
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Good effort. Last part is where is tricky as the t and l go together without a vowel sound
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Oh moo!
Is that a drone horse hood?
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Popocatepetl
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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Everyone I hear Goldfrapp’s “Horse Tears” I wonder if @zeeme.bsky.social is sad and what could I do to butter this muffin.
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“We want you to start working in our project now.”

-Okay. Can we deliver materials in the coming days?

“We don’t have space to receive your materials.”

-Then what am I gonna do there without materials? Dance Abracadabra in the middle of the property?
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Literally can’t even…….
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I have my assistant deliver them and ask them to confirm when they receive them. Thing is this project was delayed, samples were sent a year ago (reason why it was in the archives room) and the design team changed people as they shuffled personnel between projects.
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Looking for some archives curiously I found a sample of a material I turned over. I usually order 3 samples, send 2 to the design team and keep the 3rd as a backup and to confirm I sent them. Design team claims they never receive them, I know I’m not crazy and this confirms they did lose them… again
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Eh. Not only that but also Burgerville has become very overpriced lately.
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Need to do more nub side photo of my Rottweiler
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I never said they weren’t :p
Just pointing specifics
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Why are werewolves in varsity jackets so hot?
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A lot of people are getting that one X3
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A lesson that I learned the hard way
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Tuesday WOD

20:00 for 3 sets of:
Hang dumbbell snatches 25lbs
50-40-30
Box step overs 24” w/25lbs db
40-30-20
Burpees
30-20-10
2:00 rest between sets

Score: total reps or time to finish: 182reps. Not so fast at the box step overs X3