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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 41m

People who say Lowtax can't be forgiven because they jizzed up a BreadTuber are the same people who simp for these folks.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 1h

Purposefully deleting your search history at a historical inauguration for Gen-Xers is a form of nationalism

disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 1h

Reminder if you are not Boer do not say bro

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 1h

Gaming is Islamophobia but we're not ready for that conversation.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 2h

Cardi B has done more good for Basques than Anna Khachiyan. Full stop.

disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 3h

I will never vote for Sting.

disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 3h

I'm not a real member of the working class

But l'm the proxy-member of the working class for these snakes to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 4h

Repeat after me:

I am not richer than Matt V. Brady.
I am not richer than Hasan Piker.
I am not richer than Leonard J. Crabs.
I am not richer than Zack Snyder.

But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be richer than I am.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 4h

Taylor Swift has done more good for WASPs than Leon Trotsky. Full stop.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 5h

ironic detachment as a concept is problematic, biphobic, and anti-theist.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 6h

YES Matt Christman was roasting a YouTuber. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 7h

Happy pride!

Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:

☆ homosexual male manipulators
☆ homoromantic homoflexible demigender women
☆ Jewish swagsexual men
☆ Australian agender people living in diaspora
☆ femme aromantic Swifties
☆ aromantic people who aren't out at work

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 8h

Sonic the Hedgehog as a character is demigirl-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.

disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 8h

Serial Experiments Lain is better than Everybody Loves Raymond.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 8h

Repeat after me:

I am not calmer than Melania Trump.
I am not calmer than Sting.
I am not calmer than Brandon Wardell.
I am not calmer than Anna Khachiyan.

But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be calmer than I am.

disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 8h

Repeat after me:

I am not jollier than Yair Lapid.
I am not jollier than Ronald Reagan.
I am not jollier than Boris Johnson.
I am not jollier than William Shatner.

But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be jollier than I am.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 8h

Goofy Commander William T. Riker can still happen if people want it bad enough

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 8h

Kanye is Melania Trump's Trogdor.

disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 8h

Vaccines are fucking disgusting and won't exist under Maoism

disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 8h

Retrospectively I can see that *Superman* and *Boondock Saints* were both early expressions of a homegrown form of systematic disenfranchisement of black voters that was beginning to shape and color Irish life...

disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 8h

WASP History Day is every day. Maybe be someone who is Black, a Sunni or part of the DSA or even someone who has lycanthropy. You should reevaluate your WASP privilege Bobby. You never had to fight for your right to coexist in society.

disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 9h

“Yas Kween” has intense proxy pro-Calvinist vibes.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 10h

Fucking a couch really do just be woke chauvinism

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 11h

Repeat after me:

I am not funnier than Mehmed II.
I am not funnier than Vladimir Putin.
I am not funnier than Sting.
I am not funnier than Jamelle Bouie.

But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be funnier than I am.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 12h

Come at me bro. I’m in Québec.