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Housewiffery
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Reality TV, food, cats, movies, horror, repeat Neurodivergence is beautiful 🌈 I may take posts literally
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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 5h
Ok so story time... 🧵

The year was 2023 and the reali(tea) von tease season was airing. A LOT of ppl on twt were talking shit about Lisa's face instead of anything valid, so I posted this and it inadvertently blew up, resulting in ✨️discourse✨️ #rhoslc
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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 22m
YASSSSSSSSS
a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 23m
Go the the bathroom 😭😭
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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 2h
I miss circles. I used to really go ham lol
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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 2h
Story of my over sharing life
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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 2h
I've never had an excuse to use that one. Which it doesn't fit here either but idc idc
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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 2h
Yeah all the ones that are actually playing it are small niche theaters 🥴 which i love those theaters but but but
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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 3h
I think my top 3 are blue velvet, Mulholland drive and lost highway. But I've also not seen Eraserhead or Inland Empire 🫣
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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 3h
The original was so good, why do we have to ruin things 😭 the entire message of the movie got tossed out the window
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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 3h
Fr like damn 😭 I actually love the ending lol, I thought it was ballsy. I appreciate it even more when I think about how even just recently American test audiences ruined the ending to the Speak No Evil remake 😩 we're so soft
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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 3h
Is that your favorite Lynch?
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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 3h
Wtf!!?
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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 3h
I agree 😒 it works on some ppl but not me
a woman wearing sunglasses and a red jacket is on a screen that says real housewives
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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 3h
Your hair already looks so cute too
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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 3h
Ummmmmm?? Too hot to look
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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 3h
Omg not fault. Thought* 😂

I planned that poster actually
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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 3h
Right? That was always my fault too. America has no chill lol
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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 3h
Omgggg I'm glad you're okay!!!
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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 3h
Btw I just followed your letterboxd (I'm houghtang). I'm trying to be better about posting what I watch on there!
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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 3h
The American remake (Quarantine) is fine, but that og is just 🔥
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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 3h
It's all in the past 😚
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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 3h
Fr do what you gotta do to get out there 😭
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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 3h
Yeah you're dead 😅
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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 3h
All I gotta do is laugh in that fuckers face once every 27 years ig so, yes?
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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 3h
Nooooo not THIS weekend 😭
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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 3h
It's true, I wish we could have a gc so bad 😭
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