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Housewiffery

@housewifery.bsky.social

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Reality TV, food, cats, movies, horror, repeat Neurodivergence is beautiful 🌈 I may take posts literally

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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 1d

Do you think he fucks like this #bb27 #bbsky

bradley™ 🍂🌲 @mushqoom.bsky.social · 1d

guys vince has really lost it in the post season… #bb27 #bbsky

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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 5h

I swear I'm almost done. I just have so much shit I recorded that I thought was funny apparently 😭

Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 5h

Pretty sure @leahjustyaps.bsky.social made this one?

Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 5h

Ok I've been going a little crazy but I have so many 😭

Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 5h

This outfit was indeed NOT beautiful #RHOC

Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 5h

Ok yeah ima need to check it out. How does one get invited to the group chat(s)?

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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 8h

Absolutely not

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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 8h

Tbh I think part of it was because I was testing a recipe I wanted as a make ahead thing (I was in charge of Bachelorette party food) so I tested one singular roll which I think allowed it to stay perfectly symmetrical? Idk or it was an act of god lmao

Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 8h

Exactly same. Idgaf about the white house personally but because it's such a jarring thing, it's gonna galvanize a lot of people who do care and that's important. That image will forever be associated with this period of, *gestures*, and rarely is such a tangible metaphor readily available

Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 8h

This gooped me 😭😭

orynthia blue. @javeauriel.blacksky.app · 8h

I am so weak lmfaoooooooo. This should be the reaction every single time 😂

Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 8h

THIS CLIP OMG LIVE FOOTAGE OF MY EXECUTION

Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 8h

WAIT I knew about Queen Maika but I didnt know about Queen Elizabeth of Mary's!!

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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 8h

Is that so much to ask for

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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 8h

@thecareywo.bsky.social did you see this banner plane Ben Solo crossover episode?

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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 8h

Or 2 tiny statues of Mohammed 💀

Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 9h

The blurring always makes it look more offensive 😭

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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 9h

And don't even get me started on fucking BABY showers. More understandable than all the wedding bs but still an unnecessarily gendered and undue burden on women 😤

Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 10h

I saw it 3x in theaters then forced both my parents to watch it with me on streaming cuz I'm nuts

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Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 10h

And he's so hot everybody just let him show up in their movies like that, I love it 😭

And yes same, the whole Halloween franchise for me but H20 in particular because of the time period. But then Halloween 4 & 5 even more cuz I grew up watching them the most repetetively on AMC

Housewiffery @housewifery.bsky.social · 10h

Yeasted* how dare you autocorrect