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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda

@hulcricket.bsky.social

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trans physicist (she/her) who irradiated a cricket one time by accident and will never hear the end of it it is probably not my birthday today

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · Jun 6

I see you the intro and raise you a Jar Jar and Qui-Gon duet of the verse about farting so bad you can't make friends

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 9m

fucking hell england

~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 9m

oats can be good in pamcake

~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 13m

it's another word for pancake nik

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 14m

there are no sides

~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 25m

"bad" is in the eye of the beholder

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 3h

I have never understood Instagram, like ever ever, and even by that standard I'm pretty sure Instagram is just fucking broken now

~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 3h

I was unaware anyone was still using snapchat

for, like, anything

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 4h

yeah when I was still trying to date it was a pretty hard age cutoff between swapping numbers and swapping Instagram handles (and the latter was my immediate tipoff that they were too young for me and I was out)

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 4h

oh no this is just how the kids do it now

~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 5h

this math maths, and I didn't need to get a STEM degree from UDUB to know that

~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 5h

I managed to make it through giving with an ex who called hers her "cooter" in a thick South Dakota accent and I also would be immediately out with "m'lady"

~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 5h

I say this as a lifelong runner: I have never run a marathon and I never will

~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 5h

back atcha

~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 5h

I respect the aggression

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 5h

WHY DID MICHIGAN HIRE A LEPRECHAUN AS THEIR DC

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 5h

hollup let him cook

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 5h

hollup your DC goes by "Wink"?!?

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 5h

thus my extra confusion

~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 5h

this is the vilest libelslander against AG and it's for like a dozen different reasons

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 6h

I never know which Dawgs you're talking about

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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 7h

ok but I do love the idea of Maryland running the option

~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 16h

omg girl I'm so happy for you!!!! you're so pretty

~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 19h

no because then I'd be sad

~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 19h

lol, lmao, lmfao

~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social · 19h

lol, lmao, lmfao