~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda
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trans physicist (she/her) who irradiated a cricket one time by accident and will never hear the end of it it is probably not my birthday today
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I see you the intro and raise you a Jar Jar and Qui-Gon duet of the verse about farting so bad you can't make friends
hulcricket.bsky.social
my grandma was a tigers fan til the day she died. I was always a mariners fan. we bonded over our mutual hatred of the yankees and the red sox. they're bums.
hulcricket.bsky.social
the brand is skrong
unstablemongoose.bsky.social
I think my favorite Tildaposting is when you start sounding like if Sephiroth was in a Jack London story instead.
hulcricket.bsky.social
this is one of the nicest things anyone has said about me
hulcricket.bsky.social
I figure it's like lupus

in that it's never lupus
hulcricket.bsky.social
I have had many moments lately where I was genuinely unsure if this was like CIA infiltration to destroy a leftist geoup or just leftist infighting
hulcricket.bsky.social
I mean like actually the same number size I think we talked about this

anyway my large feet are an advantage on snow and uneven terrain I'll take the tradeoff
hulcricket.bsky.social
the stompitude coefficient can always be increased
hulcricket.bsky.social
I mean, goals
hulcricket.bsky.social
my electrolysis person called my motorcycle boots "Rainbow Bright boots" and I have never loved a description more
big old black motorcycle boot for off road touring my very long legs in said boots
hulcricket.bsky.social
I'll take all the militant lesbians you don't want