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UndertakerMongoose
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Longing for a return to the days when my school's coach castrated a bull as a motivational display.
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UndertakerMongoose @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 3h
It has to be the most fun in the world to be dancing around in that costume and occasionally booping things to make a cartoon noise.
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UndertakerMongoose @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 18h
Meesa momma bombad Jenova, meesagonna find her in da planet core!
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UndertakerMongoose @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 19h
To Build a Fire Remake
A picture from FF7 remake of Sephiroth standing in the burning center of the town of Nibelheim, his blade drawn as he surveys the destruction. Cloud is staggered, overawed by the incredible artistic talent has been used to put some clip art wolves in the corners of the image. Their backgrounds have not been made transparent, this is for reasons of symbolism and not of sloth.
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UndertakerMongoose @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 20h
Chik Fil A
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UndertakerMongoose @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 20h
I think my favorite Tildaposting is when you start sounding like if Sephiroth was in a Jack London story instead.
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UndertakerMongoose @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 21h
Commentariat Oklahoma drill at the next meetup is what I’m hearing.
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UndertakerMongoose @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 1d
If a copy editor sends back corrections as an example of their work, they’re going to Valhalla.
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UndertakerMongoose @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 1d
They’re just doing what the US did in its worst moments without the good ones, is all. Not that different.
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UndertakerMongoose @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 1d
This is more Robin Hood than pirate, I’m not suggesting we gate-crash one I’m suggesting we show up unbidden with a party for someone who can’t afford one.
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UndertakerMongoose @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 1d
We could tailgate some random courthouse weddings so some folks can have some people.
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UndertakerMongoose @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 1d
You may be Clanga, but are you Clanga enough to have a Mio Stansbury original hanging in your kitchen?
A black and white print of MSU’s bulldog mascot, Bully, in his M-S studded leather collar. The small cowbell hanging from the clasp is the only object rendered in color, maroon lacquer with the MSU logo on brass. An MSU logo floats in the foreground on the right of the print. Ms. Stansbury has signed it twice, both the original art signature and the date 2010 curled around Bully’s left rear paw, and a signature stating it is 81st of 200 prints made in this series.
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UndertakerMongoose @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 1d
Fuck it let Jennifer Connelly play Dracula, she’d kill that shit.
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UndertakerMongoose @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 1d
You do certainly see a lot more of her than in the Rocketeer.
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UndertakerMongoose @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 2d
Getting called into HR because of how she made that fumble prone RB carry the ball to class for a week.
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UndertakerMongoose @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 2d
It’s Blank Space, the Shake it Off bridge is a crime even though the rest of the song rules.
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UndertakerMongoose @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 2d
Final boss in the epilogue many years later is Robert Moses.
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UndertakerMongoose @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 2d
I am whooping ass wholesale on everyone at Nicaea for inventing complementarianism.
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 2d
If you could go back in time, which theologian would you fight? For me, John Calvin was predestined to catch an ass kicking
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UndertakerMongoose @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 3d
Yw
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UndertakerMongoose @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 3d
This gets around Wes’s proscription of superheroes because the unit she commanded is *only* known for beating the Sheliak football league all-stars and is not documented in any recorded battles in the period she was in command.
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UndertakerMongoose @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 3d
So, in the BattleTech universe, many Clans have an ancient Terran sport that has quasi-religious significance to them, and the Ghost Bears play football. With their 8-foot-tall supersoldiers. I’m taking Star Captain Jocelyn, the only woman ever to have taken a planet in a bet over football.
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Dril Eulenspiegel @texaninnyc.bsky.social · 3d
Discussion topic:

You're AD of a new metafictional college athletic department. Your goal is to become an "everything school" like Florida or Stanford or whoever - going for total championships won

You get to pick any fictional athlete from any media and any sport to kick things off. Who you got?
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UndertakerMongoose @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 3d
One man play, Ice-T in all roles.
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UndertakerMongoose @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 3d
Ooh, great thought. I had looked up all the actors from that and most are born right after the turn of the century, but I didn’t think about Gershwin himself.
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UndertakerMongoose @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 3d
I choose to believe that had he not been assassinated, a somehow-still-alive Huey Long would’ve bribed his way onto that show leading the Tiger Marching Band.
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UndertakerMongoose @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 3d
I also read host instead of musical guest because I can’t read. This is tough.
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UndertakerMongoose @unstablemongoose.bsky.social · 3d
Guessed blind and had Eisenhower’s death year wrong in my head, no dice.
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