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Gabriel Bell

@czechtwice.bsky.social

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I’d rather be picking up something heavy. Certified for forklift and all powered industrial trucks.

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · Nov 27

Following every starter pack and using every block list. I follow four people. Two follow me. I last saw a skeet three weeks ago. I shitpost into the void and know true happiness.

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 3h

And it’s a classic

a group of people are walking down a street and one of them is wearing a shirt that says i 'm very wanted

Alt: a group of people are walking down a street and one of them is wearing a shirt that says i 'm very wanted

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 4h

GNGL was a fine movie, i simply don’t need to watch it a second time

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 4h

Jell-o
Good Night and Good Luck
Imagine

Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 6h

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 5h

Halloween family movie night continues

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 5h

Only one man can stop him

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 8h

Nephew’s first communion or something?

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 12h

Made a friend for coffee this morning

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 1d

They didn’t miss it, he isn’t, and absolutely not

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 1d

Not a goddamn one of the gleeful shit smirking resist libs have one damn clue who they’re smugly applauding for the Nobel prize

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 1d

Conspicuously on her resume: dedicating the award to the guy who did all those things.

For fuck sake there is nothing stupider on this earth than a resist lib

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 1d

Gotta say it’s pretty hilarious they’re popping a Qatari airbase right smack dab in the middle of the American Redoubt

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t listen to him he’s lyin, we got giant slabs of pork over here

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Max P III @blackballer.bsky.social · 1d

Its actually crazy how stupid liberals are. We will never escape this hell.

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 1d

Why dontcha go jerk yer super hog there bud

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 1d

Denton’s great, all the 10’s date 6’s and will happily cheat with an 8

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 1d

No main internet character has ever been more vindicated than 30-50 feral hogs guy

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · Jan 9

here is the current tactical map of where feral swine populations have consolidated

the major worry is if the Canadian superhogs end up making their way down south and breeding with the American hogs

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 1d

(This dipshit would know that if she read the article, because it’s mentioned in the fucking article. Feckless cuntwaffle.)

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 1d

She dedicated it to Trump for fucks sake can you idiots get some guile

Kate Auty @kateauty.bsky.social · 1d

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...

BRAVO! Nobel #PEACE Prize goes to a deserving woman from Latin America.

Breaking: María Corina Machado awarded Nobel Peace Prize

Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

www.abc.net.au

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 1d

Anybody in their 60’s checking out girls in college should be shot in the face

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 1d

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 1d

Look like Paul Bearer retired and discovered ozempic

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 1d

Everybody knows if you’re gonna do gas station dick pills you gotta triple the dose, chop them up with a razor, snort them, and chase it with a boofed four loko. Fucking nerds

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 1d

This entire administration acts like guys who use gas station dick pills according to the label instructions

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 1d

lol the entire global economy is about to Chernobyl

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 1d

oh no

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 1d

If you could get a bud light at Arby’s there would be games of Russian roulette at the tables, duels in the parking lot, and at least three Hemingways a week.

The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 1d

Ok, what fast food chain would be most chaotic if it had a liquor license?

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 1d

I’m not one to no true Scotsman but I don’t claim Blackstone owners as Americans