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Gabriel Bell
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I’d rather be picking up something heavy.

Certified for forklift and all powered industrial trucks.
Pinned
Following every starter pack and using every block list. I follow four people. Two follow me. I last saw a skeet three weeks ago. I shitpost into the void and know true happiness.
Jesus that was a frigid fucking workout
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
5 concerts I’ve seen
Marty Stuart
Rancid/Bad Religion
Dwight Yoakum and Willie Nelson
Nelly Furtado
The Pogues
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

Senses Fail
SeeYouSpaceCowboy
My Chemical Romance
Taking Back Sunday
Better Lovers
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

Crowded House
Crowded House
Crowded House
Crowded House
Crowded House
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Tomorrow I’ll mash stuffing into a patty, fry it with butter, and put a fried duck egg on top for breakfast
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
The goal is five plates and one way or another I’m lifting five plates
Gonna be carbed as fuck for leg day tomorrow
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Gonna be carbed as fuck for leg day tomorrow
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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No one will ever convince me the Avatar movies are good.
November 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
3.5 hours from start to plate.
Spatchcocking saves time and the intervals works as great timers for starting other stuff.
Bird goes in, start slow boiling potatoes.
Bird turns at half way, start the stuffing.
Bird comes out, tent and rest for 30 minutes, whip the potatoes and make gravy
I’m just so goddamn good at this
November 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I got to meet my youngest niece and she’s adorable. 10/10 kid.
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I don’t trust these folks who make sure none of the food on the plate touches. Thanksgiving especially is a series of sides and entrees that can spill over onto one another and enrich the flavor by doing so.
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I’m just so goddamn good at this
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It’s a bitter irony that I’d wake up with four popping abs on thanksgiving morning
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I’ve got a roast braising in beer, and a turkey ready to go in the oven at 10:15.
Mashed potatoes start at 11, stuffing right after, and green beans (not casserole) at noon.
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Brining is for cowards
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Y’all know they had a back of the package?
Has anyone ever baked the Hawaiian rolls per the instructions on the back of the package?
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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I don't know who these journalists are and their names sound made-up
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Can somebody make a good shitlib block list please this shit is awful
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
It’s a pleasure swing you fucknut, not a sex net.
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I don’t give a fuck. His name was Mike. Fucking Mike.
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I’m simply never going to express sympathy for a member of an occupying force being killed, in any country
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Building up a base for chicken masala
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I have to hit the grocery store today, what are the odds I end up leveling some little old lady over a bag of potatoes
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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I don’t really get pecan pie as a concept, but it’s very good at drawing the safeties away from the targets I really wanna hit at dessert
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tbh my favorite form of privilege as a dude is that I like the aesthetic of metal band shirts but hate most metal but I can wear the shirts without getting asked stupid questions about whether I prefer Lamb Sodomizer or Corpse Defecation or how I feel about Christ’s Donkey Punch’s experimental album
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM