Gabriel Bell
@czechtwice.bsky.social
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I’d rather be picking up something heavy. Certified for forklift and all powered industrial trucks.
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Following every starter pack and using every block list. I follow four people. Two follow me. I last saw a skeet three weeks ago. I shitpost into the void and know true happiness.
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Went ahead and threw down some bedtime carbs for a good pump tomorrow
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We’re y’all gifted kids like gifted gifted or like school needed a quota gifted or like district didn’t know shit so they put all the weird kids in the same room gifted
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And perhaps the only noble dictatorial endeavor
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The fact that the same week gave us the partisans executing Mussolini and Adolf chugging lead is one of those moments which suggests the rhyme of history longs for its couplet
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Just found some photos taken by the girlfriend of the founder of Antifa
Mussolini, shot by Partisans, and hung by his heels. lol get wrecked you fascist fuck.
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Other than total domination by your team, there’s nothing better
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This shit is so fun when you’re rooting against teams while not rooting for any of them
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Just found some photos taken by the girlfriend of the founder of Antifa
Mussolini, shot by Partisans, and hung by his heels. lol get wrecked you fascist fuck.
czechtwice.bsky.social
Probably somewhere in this 10 year old photo roll
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If I drop some old thirst traps can y’all promise not to act normal
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Bluesky account, single image
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My dear sir, have you ever heard the good word about pussy?
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Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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For context, I usually have three meals around 700 calories and then another 200 + the difference to snack throughout the day.

I needed 1300 calories to feel sated going thru the drive in today.
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I eat 85-90% healthy these days and within a weekly target range and it’s actually ridiculous how much more food you feel like you need to eat at a restaurant, but it’s downright ludicrous how much more than that you feel like you need when it’s fast food
a gif of a man dancing with the words thats ludacris
Alt: a gif of a man dancing with the words thats ludacris
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donald trump is a fascistic leader who has surrounded himself with people who are explicitely pro-fascistic that want to end democracy as we know it and punish anyone who dissents. pretending otherwise leads me to believe you agree with them doing this
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Girls love it when the age of man is over
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Girls love it when you have my sword
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(Plz don’t block me)
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Girls love it when you boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew.

Math checks out
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“Girls love it when” + [any LOTR quote] = banger tweet, every time.

Case in point:

Girls love it when you throw down your enemy and smote their ruin upon the mountainside
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I don’t even fuck with Catholics but is pretty cool the pope has the same regional dialect quirks as I do “I mean…”
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Oh — new reporting on Pope Leo from El Paso Matters, citing footage they have of yesterday's meeting.

Sounds like the pope was even *more* forceful in urging U.S. bishops to speak out about immigration than first reported.

I mean, that's…not subtle. elpasomatters.org/2025/10/08/e...
“I was struck at the beginning (of the video), it talks about the feeling of powerlessness, which I think is so much. I think it’s so important that we as a church give a message of hope in the midst of these horrible struggles, what’s going on in so many cities in the United States right now. At least the church cannot be silent,” the pope told the El Pasoans, according to a video of the meeting provided to El Paso Matters by Hope Border Institute.

Seitz responded: “You’ve spoken very strongly. We’re trying to do the same in our country and yet not get into the political fray the best that we can.”

Pope Leo told Seitz that he’d like to see the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops become more vocal on immigration issues.

“I mean, even within the conference, there are challenges. That’s one place they should be … I wish they were stronger in their own voice,” Leo said, adding that Archbishop Timothy Broglio, the president of the conference, should speak out more on immigration.

“There’s been some good movement in that sense, but I certainly intend to continue to encourage” U.S. bishops to address immigration, Leo said.
czechtwice.bsky.social
If you’re willing to sacrifice any group, you’re willing to sacrifice every group.

You don’t have to worry about dying on a hill, no one will ever eulogize you as having moral high ground
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Note to self 24-36 hours from now: you finished the roasted beets
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Hey man you ate roasted beets yesterday, and added beets and beet juice to your smoothie this morning, so don’t be surprised when you WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE I SHIT OUT A VAMPIRE