Sarah Jellen
ebyrdstarr.bsky.social
Sarah Jellen
@ebyrdstarr.bsky.social
Annabelle’s person, KC sports fan, shoe lover

She/her
That was way too easy.
December 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Just kick it!
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Throw to the end zone or sidelines only! I do not trust Washington to execute this properly.
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Hey, NFL, again I say you have a big, huge, gigantic problem.
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
You have a huge problem, NFL.
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Give up a TD and get a 15-yard penalty for taunting? That’s a choice.
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I hate Josh Allen, but I’ll say that shoulda been flagged.
November 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It’s so demoralizing when potential gigs just flame out for no apparent reason from my perspective. People should be more upfront with their intentions. If you were looking at booking someone else, it actually sucks that you’d schedule an appointment with me then cancel it day of.
November 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The graphics on the displayed line of scrimmage and line to gain have gotten so good, I had a hard time convincing my mom the red line at the 20 is different.
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
So, yeah, this Christmas is gonna suck as much as last year’s did. Someone pay me to do something.
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
We’ve entered the part of the season where who we root for to win gets strange. I hate it. We haven’t had to do this much in the Mahomes era.
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Reposted by Sarah Jellen
Kelly Scaletta put up an interesting thread earlier today about the connection between the boat attacks, Sinaloa, and the pardons of former Honduran president / drug king Juan Orlando Hernández & crypto-criminal "CZ" Zhao.

As expected, fabulous riches pouring into Trump's coffers from all of them.
I got to thinking: "What if it's not about the contradiction between the Hernandez pardon and the air strikes, but about the consistency between them?"

As President of Honduras, he used the power of the government to go after certain cartels—primarily the rivals of the Sinaloa Cartel, with whom he
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Totally stoked about having no income prospects for December. No one needs money during the holiday season, right?
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Auburn needs to do some ball security work in the offseason.
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Auburn is trying sooooo hard to lose possession here.
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Did I make more food than I really needed for dinner? Yes. Did I eat it all anyway because it was really tasty? Also yes.
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Me, starting this book: why is it only flashing back to 2000? I thought the incident happened when these adults were young children?

In other news, my creaky bones and I are just gonna go to bed now.
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Me when my 20-lb hound and my 17-lb pug are both on leashes trying to find spots to poop.
a man is sitting on the roof of a building holding a chair .
ALT: a man is sitting on the roof of a building holding a chair .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Do I particularly care about Minnesota vs Wisconsin? Not really. (I should as a UW alum, but I just don’t.) But will I watch this game because it’s a snow game? Oh, yes, I will!
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Think everyone has me muted. I get it. I wish I could shut myself up, too.
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Just might have to watch Shakespeare in Love tonight.
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I can’t sleep without a fan on but with a fan on I can’t hear the rain and I love listening to the rain. Who really needs sleep anyway?
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Vaccines save lives.

Vaccine denial kills.
Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982. The amazing result of HPV vaccination.
November 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I have a volunteer shift this evening and I super much don’t want to.
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM