Sarah Jellen
@ebyrdstarr.bsky.social
Annabelle’s person, KC sports fan, shoe lover
She/her
She/her
Flat iron steak carne asada. With bell peppers, onions, and cilantro lime rice. I didn’t hate it. Neither did B and A.
January 30, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Flat iron steak carne asada. With bell peppers, onions, and cilantro lime rice. I didn’t hate it. Neither did B and A.
“Is the Pope Chicagoan?” is the new “Is the Pope Catholic?”
January 30, 2026 at 12:35 AM
“Is the Pope Chicagoan?” is the new “Is the Pope Catholic?”
Bruno has goop in his ears but he won’t let me clean them and I’m frustrated. I need you not to cost me hundreds at the vet, dog, because I do not have hundreds!
January 29, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Bruno has goop in his ears but he won’t let me clean them and I’m frustrated. I need you not to cost me hundreds at the vet, dog, because I do not have hundreds!
Well this is really gonna fuck with Sabalenka’s head.
January 29, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Well this is really gonna fuck with Sabalenka’s head.
Five jobs I’ve had:
Barista
Nanny
Government Documents librarian (ish)
Knitting blogger
IT
Barista
Nanny
Government Documents librarian (ish)
Knitting blogger
IT
Five jobs I've had:
Busboy
On air radio personality
Sports Editor
Liquor Store clerk
Onboarding Manager
Busboy
On air radio personality
Sports Editor
Liquor Store clerk
Onboarding Manager
Five jobs I've had:
Magazine/news editor
News radio producer
Some weird world event spy for BoA #AMA
Warehouse worker
Bank teller
Magazine/news editor
News radio producer
Some weird world event spy for BoA #AMA
Warehouse worker
Bank teller
January 29, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Five jobs I’ve had:
Barista
Nanny
Government Documents librarian (ish)
Knitting blogger
IT
Barista
Nanny
Government Documents librarian (ish)
Knitting blogger
IT
I always love when someone replies to me trying to educate me but they’re totally wrong and then after I point that out, they just go away, never to be heard from again.
January 29, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I always love when someone replies to me trying to educate me but they’re totally wrong and then after I point that out, they just go away, never to be heard from again.
You know that scene in Strangers on a Train? “His hands were around her throat but he was looking at me.”
January 28, 2026 at 9:06 PM
You know that scene in Strangers on a Train? “His hands were around her throat but he was looking at me.”
Today’s playlist: The Sounds of Melting.
January 28, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Today’s playlist: The Sounds of Melting.
Ok, solid step 1.
Schumer calls for Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller to be removed from their jobs.
January 28, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Ok, solid step 1.
Driving behind a pickup just now that had a German shepherd in the open bed. Want to guess how many expletives I yelled in those 3 minutes?
January 28, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Driving behind a pickup just now that had a German shepherd in the open bed. Want to guess how many expletives I yelled in those 3 minutes?
Last night, Bruno wouldn’t sleep under the covers and eventually shivered so violently, I thought at first he was having a seizure. Where is he now? Not under the covers and resisting my efforts to put a throw blanket over him. Stupid dog!
January 28, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Last night, Bruno wouldn’t sleep under the covers and eventually shivered so violently, I thought at first he was having a seizure. Where is he now? Not under the covers and resisting my efforts to put a throw blanket over him. Stupid dog!
Is Musetti gonna even finish this set? This looks hopeless for him.
January 28, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Is Musetti gonna even finish this set? This looks hopeless for him.
Get this *#*%* basketball game off my tv!!!
January 28, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Get this *#*%* basketball game off my tv!!!
My life is just a constant stream of “wait, where’d that thing go? I just had it!”
January 27, 2026 at 7:31 AM
My life is just a constant stream of “wait, where’d that thing go? I just had it!”
Reposted by Sarah Jellen
The American Federation of Government Employees, which represents border patrol officers at the National Border Patrol Council, calls on Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller to resign or be fired
January 27, 2026 at 2:07 AM
The American Federation of Government Employees, which represents border patrol officers at the National Border Patrol Council, calls on Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller to resign or be fired
I hope Greg Bovino has exactly the retirement he deserves.
a little girl wearing a red jacket with a white fur collar
ALT: a little girl wearing a red jacket with a white fur collar
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I hope Greg Bovino has exactly the retirement he deserves.
Reposted by Sarah Jellen
if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.
January 27, 2026 at 1:07 AM
if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.
Reposted by Sarah Jellen
Which does not mean backing off, but pushing harder.
All these people need to go to prison, at the least. We learned from Jan 6 that we need to jail everyone right up to the top, or they just come back after being pardoned by the worst president in American history.
All these people need to go to prison, at the least. We learned from Jan 6 that we need to jail everyone right up to the top, or they just come back after being pardoned by the worst president in American history.
Border Patrol is pulling out of Minneapolis. Bovino is ending his punitive tour of blue cities. Calls for Noem's resignation are mounting, even in conservative media. Senate Democrats are dug in now on refusing to fund DHS and ICE. "Abolish ICE" is now a mainstream position.
They are losing.
They are losing.
January 26, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Which does not mean backing off, but pushing harder.
All these people need to go to prison, at the least. We learned from Jan 6 that we need to jail everyone right up to the top, or they just come back after being pardoned by the worst president in American history.
All these people need to go to prison, at the least. We learned from Jan 6 that we need to jail everyone right up to the top, or they just come back after being pardoned by the worst president in American history.
Keep up the pressure, folks. Inroads are being made!
DHS SECRETARY KRISTI NOEM AND CLOSE ADVISER COREY LEWANDOWSKI AT RISK OF LOSING THEIR JOBS: THE ATLANTIC
January 27, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Keep up the pressure, folks. Inroads are being made!
I’m emailing my MoCs today (voicemail boxes being full) and choosing “government reform” as my topic. Yes, I’m messaging about DHS, ICE, and its leadership.
January 26, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I’m emailing my MoCs today (voicemail boxes being full) and choosing “government reform” as my topic. Yes, I’m messaging about DHS, ICE, and its leadership.
Did I just get someone to agree to stop referring to immigrants by that other gross i word? I might have…
January 26, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Did I just get someone to agree to stop referring to immigrants by that other gross i word? I might have…
Would you believe ol’ Doc Marshall’s voicemail box is full and you can’t leave him a message? And no one is answering the phones at any of his offices? I suspect you would believe that of Florida man.
January 26, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Would you believe ol’ Doc Marshall’s voicemail box is full and you can’t leave him a message? And no one is answering the phones at any of his offices? I suspect you would believe that of Florida man.
Oh did the poor little gestapo guys get their fee-fees hurt because people don’t like goons kidnapping toddlers, smashing windows, and murdering people on the streets?
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
www.independent.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Oh did the poor little gestapo guys get their fee-fees hurt because people don’t like goons kidnapping toddlers, smashing windows, and murdering people on the streets?