Luke
@poopfoot.bsky.social
Stay wistful and young.
The affected are banking on oblivion.
The affected are banking on oblivion.
Pinned
Bring back lawn darts.
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Bring back lawn darts.
BILL STATUS: Still not killed.
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
BILL STATUS: Still not killed.
Gal sitting in front of me came in, places her purse in the chair to her left, her coat in the chair on her right, and sat down. If she's not saving seats, this is an immaculate power move.
December 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Gal sitting in front of me came in, places her purse in the chair to her left, her coat in the chair on her right, and sat down. If she's not saving seats, this is an immaculate power move.
No one really talks about Area 51 anymore, and I think that's sad.
December 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
No one really talks about Area 51 anymore, and I think that's sad.
At Screenland with two boxes of Hot Tamales and ready to watch my man put in some work.
December 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
At Screenland with two boxes of Hot Tamales and ready to watch my man put in some work.
Denny's is Waffle House for pussies.
December 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Denny's is Waffle House for pussies.
Who up beefin they cheddar?
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Who up beefin they cheddar?
Every time I go to an Arby's, it's the slowest fast food of all time.
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Every time I go to an Arby's, it's the slowest fast food of all time.
Because I have given up on life, I've decided on Arby's for dinner before the cinema 🤌.
December 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Because I have given up on life, I've decided on Arby's for dinner before the cinema 🤌.
Are you fucking with me, Verizon?
December 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Are you fucking with me, Verizon?
I just think it's gonna be so easy and convenient and consumer-friendkt when one superhypermegaconglomeration owns everything.
December 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I just think it's gonna be so easy and convenient and consumer-friendkt when one superhypermegaconglomeration owns everything.
My only real goal in life is to constantly feel the same glorious ecstasy I experience when I clean my ears.
December 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
My only real goal in life is to constantly feel the same glorious ecstasy I experience when I clean my ears.
Went and got Big Dub's stocking stuffers over my lunch break, and that's legitimately my favorite thing to do at Christmas. Love filling his decade-old Minions stocking with the same shitty candy and chocolate coins every year. Even threw in some packs of Pokemon cards.
December 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Went and got Big Dub's stocking stuffers over my lunch break, and that's legitimately my favorite thing to do at Christmas. Love filling his decade-old Minions stocking with the same shitty candy and chocolate coins every year. Even threw in some packs of Pokemon cards.
A week from now, I'll be leaving the house for my first flight out of KCI in three years. Last time, it was for my ill-fated trip to Las Vegas for When We Were Young. Surely, flying to Buffalo for a weekend in December will work out much better for me. Surely.
December 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
A week from now, I'll be leaving the house for my first flight out of KCI in three years. Last time, it was for my ill-fated trip to Las Vegas for When We Were Young. Surely, flying to Buffalo for a weekend in December will work out much better for me. Surely.
The little ditty my dishwasher plays when it wakes up is a bit too chipper for my tastes. Can't we find something more somber, GE? Like my appliance is resigning itself to the only task I give it. I don't need this toxic positivity in my life.
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The little ditty my dishwasher plays when it wakes up is a bit too chipper for my tastes. Can't we find something more somber, GE? Like my appliance is resigning itself to the only task I give it. I don't need this toxic positivity in my life.
Chuck's got too many grievances tonight. I can't keep up. She must've been holding a few in, because they're all blowing up in my face rn.
December 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Chuck's got too many grievances tonight. I can't keep up. She must've been holding a few in, because they're all blowing up in my face rn.
Going to see Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair tomorrow night, and Quentin Tarantino picked a great week to be a bigger horse's ass than usual.
December 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Going to see Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair tomorrow night, and Quentin Tarantino picked a great week to be a bigger horse's ass than usual.
Oatmeal Cream Pie, you my only friend.
December 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Oatmeal Cream Pie, you my only friend.
Tonight's Dinner: Seasoned Crispy Chicken Drumsticks
Tonight's Album: "Tenacious D" by Tenacious D
Tonight's Album: "Tenacious D" by Tenacious D
December 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Tonight's Dinner: Seasoned Crispy Chicken Drumsticks
Tonight's Album: "Tenacious D" by Tenacious D
Tonight's Album: "Tenacious D" by Tenacious D
Hey, did you know an ACL repair for a dog is like $5K? Time to start digging through the couch cushions and such.
December 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Hey, did you know an ACL repair for a dog is like $5K? Time to start digging through the couch cushions and such.
Cold Moon tonight, @tarantical.bsky.social. Hope Mr. Jones is prepared.
www.earth.com/news/decembe...
www.earth.com/news/decembe...
December’s Cold Moon rises during a rare lunar alignment
The full moon on Thursday - known as the Cold Moon - will align almost perfectly with its closest approach to Earth.
www.earth.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Cold Moon tonight, @tarantical.bsky.social. Hope Mr. Jones is prepared.
www.earth.com/news/decembe...
www.earth.com/news/decembe...
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was putting my washer and dryer hookups in my garage, the closest part of my house.
December 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was putting my washer and dryer hookups in my garage, the closest part of my house.