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HumphsDad

@hunphreysdad.bsky.social

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Swearing...there will be swearing. Lots of it. Ex-Labour member after Starmer went full-on Farage in May 2025. Fuck Trump & all that stuff you'd expect. Bolton Wanderers & Washington Commanders fan/sufferer. Mainly Salford, sometimes Andalucia.

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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · Aug 20

Wonder what they've replaced it with?

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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 28m

Why have you followed me?

HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 35m

What does it matter what Trump thinks?

Seriously?

Do you genuinely think he will have any say in how this plays out?

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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 42m

Does he know who you are though?

Not being an arse, just genuinely interested in why you think you'd be on that cunt's radar.

HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 50m

I'm reaching out to the rest of the Piss family in the hope they'll still talk to me.

I need that Piss family validation!!!

HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 1h

Apparently some cunt called Lord Piss has blocked me.

How will I ever recover?

HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 5h

a man with a beard is smiling while talking to another man .

ALT: a man with a beard is smiling while talking to another man .

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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 5h

This stuff's the dog's bollocks.

Under a tenner in Lidl.

(Don't scoff, it's won several awards.)

HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 5h

This made me chuckle on her Wiki page.

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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 5h

Could never take to the singer.

Always looked like a massive twat.

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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 5h

Menswear were a poor man's Suede in my opinion.

Shit band.

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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 5h

Exactly.

As well as being twee as fuck, it's gibberish.

HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 5h

Definitely.

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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 6h

I couldn't bring myself to watch that shite when it was on.

Did any of the feckless bastards change their outlook?

HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 6h

Who wouldn't?

HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 6h

Yup.

bsky.app/profile/hunp...

HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 29d

Gamergate.

We should've crushed these grubby little bastards over 10 years ago.

HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 6h

Thought they were from Hull?

Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 16h

There are four house martins feeding above my head. They’re six inches long and are about to travel 6,000 miles. That’s about 63 million times their body length. The lunatics.