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HumphsDad
@hunphreysdad.bsky.social
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Swearing...there will be swearing. Lots of it. Ex-Labour member after Starmer went full-on Farage in May 2025. Fuck Trump & all that stuff you'd expect. Bolton Wanderers & Washington Commanders fan/sufferer. Mainly Salford, sometimes Andalucia.
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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · Aug 20
Wonder what they've replaced it with?
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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 14m
Does it bollocks.
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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 16m
It's "rhetorical" question, dickhead.

And no I'm not.

Despite what you'd love to be the case.

#FreePalestine
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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 35m
I love it when the mask finally slips & they inevitably wind up revealing who they really are...
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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 37m
Ah, now we're getting somewhere...

Zionist by any chance?
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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 39m
How long do you reckon you could last in a small room with dickheads like this one?

2 minutes, tops for me.

(Notice replies turned off in the hope of rage re-tweets. Engagement farming prick.)
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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 44m
Did you really need to read a book to work that out?
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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 47m
Do you seriously believe he's going to want a loads of dirt-poor Gazans with 100 miles of his shiny new beachfront condos?

As I said...naïve as fuck. 🤣
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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 1h
Have you always been this painfully naïve or is it a recent development?
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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 1h
You've just spurred me on to join, Colin.

It's something I've toyed with in the past during my 35+ year on & off membership of the Labour Party.

I was going to do it back in May when I left the LP but never got round to it.

Cheers.
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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 2h
And it's not straight...
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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 2h
I walked into our daily Ops Meeting yesterday to hear 4 of the managers who report into me discussing how Jenrick's comments about white faces were perfectly reasonable & how ridiculous it is that he's ben pilloried.

"Nope, he's a racist Tory cunt who should fuck off."

Stunned silence all round.
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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 2h
Just given the trees in the back garden their annual pre-Winter haircut.

Gonna be burnin' time soon...
a man in a suit is sitting in the back seat of a car and smiling .
ALT: a man in a suit is sitting in the back seat of a car and smiling .
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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 2h
Loads actually.

We're (genuinely) thinking of flogging one about 15 miles from us for about 50k.

3 bed, 2 bath with a huge roof terrace which we've just completely re-done.

Come join us! 😀
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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 3h
Another cunt with a sizable following whose response to being told he's spreading fake AI bullshit is to turn off replies & start muting people.

Too many needy wankers on here.
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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 3h
Just seen a used acoustic guitar advertised on Ebay as "Used, not working. For parts."

How can an acoustic be "not working" exactly?
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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 4h
Hopefully next year, we'll be relocating permanently to deepest rural Andalucia, halfway up a mountain, well away from "fucking people."

When people ask "Won't you miss the hustle & bustle of daily life in the UK?", this is the response they get:
a man with a surprised look on his face says " absolutely not "
ALT: a man with a surprised look on his face says " absolutely not "
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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 5h
Right up our alley. 😀
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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 5h
Google thinks it's one of these.

Paintbrush plant.
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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 17h
Yup.

bsky.app/profile/self...
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"spooky sukkot" daniel s. @self.agency · 1d
The winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, Maria Corina Machado, has praised Donald Trump as a "visionary" and approves of his military attacks on Venezuelan civilians
Nobel Peace Prize winner hailed Trump as ‘visionary’ just days before her victory
Maria Corina Machado was given the award for promoting democracy in Venezuela and says that the US president is the country’s best chance for regime change
www.independent.co.uk
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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 18h
Without a doubt.
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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 18h
Jesus Christ...I've just read that & he actually manages to make it worse & look an even bigger cunt by the end of the article.

What a wanker.
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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 19h
a man with a beard is sitting at a table and says `` i 'm a bad person '' .
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting at a table and says `` i 'm a bad person '' .
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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 19h
Not many people know this, but it was actually TV's Ainsley Harriott inside the mask before he started shoehorning double-entendres into cake recipes & made it big.

True story.
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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 19h
Bought my copy from Eastern Bloc in Manchester.

I wasn't cool, even back then but I tried...
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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 19h
As is Different Drum.
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