HumphsDad
@hunphreysdad.bsky.social
Swearing...there will be swearing. Lots of it.
Ex-Labour member after Starmer went full-on Farage in May 2025.
Fuck Trump & all that stuff you'd expect.
Bolton Wanderers & Washington Commanders fan/sufferer.
Mainly Salford, sometimes Andalucia.
Ex-Labour member after Starmer went full-on Farage in May 2025.
Fuck Trump & all that stuff you'd expect.
Bolton Wanderers & Washington Commanders fan/sufferer.
Mainly Salford, sometimes Andalucia.
Fuck off, "Eric"...
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Fuck off, "Eric"...
WTF has that got to do with it?
If they're underpaid, they're underpaid.
If they're underpaid, they're underpaid.
December 3, 2025 at 7:28 AM
WTF has that got to do with it?
If they're underpaid, they're underpaid.
If they're underpaid, they're underpaid.
I can't wait for white people to go extinct.
And I'm a white person.
And I'm a white person.
December 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I can't wait for white people to go extinct.
And I'm a white person.
And I'm a white person.
There is also a shit-tonne of oil underneath Venezuela.
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
There is also a shit-tonne of oil underneath Venezuela.
The sudden & ongoing decline of western civilization.
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The sudden & ongoing decline of western civilization.
Probably because it makes no sense.
Agassi's an American of Armenian / Azerbaijani / Iranian descent, ie fuck all to do with Italy.
Agassi's an American of Armenian / Azerbaijani / Iranian descent, ie fuck all to do with Italy.
December 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Probably because it makes no sense.
Agassi's an American of Armenian / Azerbaijani / Iranian descent, ie fuck all to do with Italy.
Agassi's an American of Armenian / Azerbaijani / Iranian descent, ie fuck all to do with Italy.
Not doing a lot to dispel the whole "autistic people are fucking weird" myth, is he?
December 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Not doing a lot to dispel the whole "autistic people are fucking weird" myth, is he?
"Diagnosed autist."
You need to go back & get a second opinion, b/c I suspect there's something deeper going on.
You need to go back & get a second opinion, b/c I suspect there's something deeper going on.
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
"Diagnosed autist."
You need to go back & get a second opinion, b/c I suspect there's something deeper going on.
You need to go back & get a second opinion, b/c I suspect there's something deeper going on.
"contributed"
Fuck off, Paul.
Fuck off, Paul.
December 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
"contributed"
Fuck off, Paul.
Fuck off, Paul.
Are you on fucking glue?
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Are you on fucking glue?
Presumably then, seeing as Ukraine are our allies, he will be rendered stateless, have his British citizenship removed & be refused entry back into the UK?
If we're being consistent and all that...
If we're being consistent and all that...
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Presumably then, seeing as Ukraine are our allies, he will be rendered stateless, have his British citizenship removed & be refused entry back into the UK?
If we're being consistent and all that...
If we're being consistent and all that...
Early-onset middle-age.
It got me when I got to about 35.
All downhill from here, pal.
It got me when I got to about 35.
All downhill from here, pal.
December 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Early-onset middle-age.
It got me when I got to about 35.
All downhill from here, pal.
It got me when I got to about 35.
All downhill from here, pal.
Some woeful officiating didn't help either.
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Some woeful officiating didn't help either.
Yeah, and that prick got away with it too...
December 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Yeah, and that prick got away with it too...
As I said, then...not a real word. 😜
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
As I said, then...not a real word. 😜
If your team's 2 & 9 and you see the Safeties & Corners doing an obviously pre-coordinated dance after one of them intercepts a pass, it's fair enough to get annoyed & question if they should be focusing less on the celebrations & more on the actual football in practice.
December 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If your team's 2 & 9 and you see the Safeties & Corners doing an obviously pre-coordinated dance after one of them intercepts a pass, it's fair enough to get annoyed & question if they should be focusing less on the celebrations & more on the actual football in practice.
The problem is though, half the time you don't know it'll be the Evri Clown Car Elves delivering your item until *after* you receive the purchase confirmation.
I would never knowingly buy anything from a vendor who used them.
I would never knowingly buy anything from a vendor who used them.
December 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The problem is though, half the time you don't know it'll be the Evri Clown Car Elves delivering your item until *after* you receive the purchase confirmation.
I would never knowingly buy anything from a vendor who used them.
I would never knowingly buy anything from a vendor who used them.
Here's Humph when he was 10 weeks old.
Uncanny...
Uncanny...
December 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Here's Humph when he was 10 weeks old.
Uncanny...
Uncanny...
@guypratt.bsky.social - I think he's talking about you, pal. 😜
December 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
@guypratt.bsky.social - I think he's talking about you, pal. 😜
Congratulations to you both, mate.
You both look great in that pic & the pride & joy both shine through.
You both look great in that pic & the pride & joy both shine through.
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Congratulations to you both, mate.
You both look great in that pic & the pride & joy both shine through.
You both look great in that pic & the pride & joy both shine through.
Where's his snorkel?
December 1, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Where's his snorkel?
GIGO...a phenomenon as old as the hills & just as relevant today as it's always been.
(If not more so, actually.)
(If not more so, actually.)
December 1, 2025 at 9:20 AM
GIGO...a phenomenon as old as the hills & just as relevant today as it's always been.
(If not more so, actually.)
(If not more so, actually.)