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WOKE AF ANTIFASCIST F.D.T LIBERAL 8647 ATHEIST 1789! Trump is a domestic terrorist. Sarcastic, Sarcastic, Sarcastic. No posts? Porn? No profile? Do not follow me. No Religion. BULLSHIT is not allowed. Your favorite jam band sucks.

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🎸🎶Hydro Keychain🎶🎸 @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 15h

Lol, joke stolen from The Munsters.

🎸🎶Hydro Keychain🎶🎸 @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 16h

America's Game:
World series tickets behind home plate?
$15,000.00 each.
To watch a fucking baseball game.
Every seat will be sold.
Who the fuck are these people?

Are we still concerned about the price of eggs?

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🎸🎶Hydro Keychain🎶🎸 @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 17h

Next, my favorite:
ANIMALS

🎸🎶Hydro Keychain🎶🎸 @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 17h

FUCK SHITLER!

🎸🎶Hydro Keychain🎶🎸 @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 17h

GO, KAT!
From Michigan.

🎸🎶Hydro Keychain🎶🎸 @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 18h

"HANDS UP, WHO LIKES ME?!"

🎸🎶Hydro Keychain🎶🎸 @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 18h

FUCK SHITLER!

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🎸🎶Hydro Keychain🎶🎸 @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 18h

Funny, I seriously doubt they would get their usual magat audience, but WE would tune in for sure!
Then, when he is made to look like the stupid chump he is, they will say it was faked and rigged and everything else.

FUCK SHITLER!

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🎸🎶Hydro Keychain🎶🎸 @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 19h

So, it looks like the government is going to stay shut down until the fascists figure out how to cheat their way to a super majority.
America is done.
FUCK SHITLER!

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🎸🎶Hydro Keychain🎶🎸 @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 19h

Live with Fox Entertainment audience.

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🎸🎶Hydro Keychain🎶🎸 @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 19h

Oh, and let's not forget to end every comment with the required:
FUCK SHITLER!

🎸🎶Hydro Keychain🎶🎸 @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 19h

Please Please. Please.
Broadcast it on Fox Entertainment.

🎸🎶Hydro Keychain🎶🎸 @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 20h

Ike was a jackass.

🎸🎶Hydro Keychain🎶🎸 @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 1d

Practically every person in the USA has access to a cell phone that can give them facts at the touch of a button, access to the most powerful knowledge known to mankind, all the information anyone could ever need, yet the average American is stupid and gullible beyond belief.

🎸🎶Hydro Keychain🎶🎸 @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 1d

Winter is coming.
Fascism is here.

FUCK SHITLER!

🎸🎶Hydro Keychain🎶🎸 @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 1d

Wealthy, healthy white children.
(But ideally with low IQ).

🎸🎶Hydro Keychain🎶🎸 @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 1d

Correct. Because they are cowards.

🎸🎶Hydro Keychain🎶🎸 @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 1d

FUCK SHITLER!

🎸🎶Hydro Keychain🎶🎸 @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 1d

Hey Maria! Joey Ramone is turning over in his grave.

🎸🎶Hydro Keychain🎶🎸 @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 1d

I officially volunteer to apply his makeup "bareknuckle" style.

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🎸🎶Hydro Keychain🎶🎸 @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 1d

When the fuck did the stupidest man in America become the stupidest doctor in America?

🎸🎶Hydro Keychain🎶🎸 @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 1d

1940 Germany:
"HEIL HITLER!"

Update for 21st century America:
"FUCK SHITLER!"

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🎸🎶Hydro Keychain🎶🎸 @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 1d

Supposedly, we can't afford to feed or house our most vulnerable and deserving citizens, like children and veterans,but by all means, let's go all out for a gestapo nazi federal police force and a fucking gaudy disgusting Czar Nicholas / Adolf Hitler type ballroom.
Fuck Shitler!

🎸🎶Hydro Keychain🎶🎸 @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 1d

This is how things are supposed to work. Police are public servants.

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🎸🎶Hydro Keychain🎶🎸 @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 1d

They are COWARDS.