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Hydro Keychain

@hydrokeychain.bsky.social

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WOKE AF ANTIFASCIST F.D.T LIBERAL 8647 ATHEIST 1789! Trump is a domestic terrorist. Sarcastic, Sarcastic, Sarcastic. No posts? Porn? No profile? Do not follow me. No Religion. BULLSHIT is not allowed. Your favorite jam band sucks.

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Hydro Keychain @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 8h

Exhausted waiting for the motherfucker to drop dead.

Hydro Keychain @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 8h

Except SHE wasn't lying.

Hydro Keychain @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 9h

I WOULD BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THIS MOTHERFUCKER TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY, I DON'T CARE IF I DIE TRYING!!!
I'M 65 YEARS OLD. I WOULD GIVE MY LIFE TO GOUGE HIS FUCKING EYES OUT.
COME TO DETROIT AND TRY THAT SHIT, BITCH!!!

Hydro Keychain @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 9h

Look at the permanent shit eating nazi face on that Miller motherfucking fascist.
THE most punchable face on the planet, next to Shitler.

Hydro Keychain @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 9h

Um... I don't want to live in space.
YOU go live in space.
I'll stay here.
Deal?

Hydro Keychain @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 9h

Fred "Sonic" Smith of the MC5 got his name from that guitar. Patty and he were married 4 years after this picture. Could that be why she played one, too?

Hydro Keychain @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 9h

That sounds like something Hitler's right hand man would say.
Is it time to level the playing-field?
REAL Americans don't take kindly to nazis and fascists, Stephen.

Hydro Keychain @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 10h

America, as we knew it, is gone.

Hydro Keychain @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 13h

www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...

CAUTION!
BEWARE!

This article came with a big picture of Pam "Cunt" Bondi's face attached to it, I puked, then I removed the picture for your eyeball and gag reflex safety.

Hydro Keychain @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 13h

Likewise.
Zappa is #1 above all others, Popi!
But I love a wide variety of music.
They all call me Grampy, btw.
Lol

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Hydro Keychain @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 13h

I know there are some magats living in this area. (They're everywhere.)
Are they happy now?

Hydro Keychain @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 14h

They brag about how they helped the president fight the bogeyman.
"And someday, son, you will help fight the bogeyman too."
"Gee, dad, do you think so?"
"Yes, son. I'm sure you will."

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Hydro Keychain @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 1d

Mr. Lucifer.

Hydro Keychain @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 1d

Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me.

The worst public servant in the history of public service.
A complete disgrace.

Hydro Keychain @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 1d

It must have been in the early '70s, maybe?
Yep, I just Google it.
1972.

Hydro Keychain @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 1d

Yes! I forgot about that. It looked like this in the PSA:

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Hydro Keychain @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 1d

You can't spell "Pam Bondi" without cunt.

Oh sorry, yes you can. My bad.
🤪

Hydro Keychain @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 1d

Overpaid and UNQUALIFIED

Hydro Keychain @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 1d

He never 'helped' anyone where he wasn't somehow helping himself.

Hydro Keychain @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 1d

In more ways than one, I bet.
Though, I'd prefer not to find out.

Hydro Keychain @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 1d

And I wish this a hearty 'good luck.'

I think we've all had our privates tickled to the point of annoyance by now.

Hydro Keychain @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 1d

Ever notice how right-wing actors are prone to being over the top corny 'over-actors'?

Hydro Keychain @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 1d

A CONSENTING bj in private.

Hydro Keychain @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 1d

"...and may I just add that your cock tasts terrific, sir."
- Stephen Miller, AFP.

Hydro Keychain @hydrokeychain.bsky.social · 1d

It has been brought to my attention (by visiting maga uncle), that when they ask, "Don't you watch 'THE NEWS'?" they are not referring to ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, LOCAL OR NATIONAL, or anything else. They mean FOX NEWS.
To them fox IS "THE NEWS."
Apparently it is on all day, every day at his house.