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Ghost Ninja 🌎 @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 6h

Belarus playing a World Cup qualifier WTAF?! 🧐

Ghost Ninja 🌎 @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 8h

I've used an angle grinder today.

I'm a man.

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Ghost Ninja 🌎 @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 8h

What these people(?) don't understand, is that when you live your life like an open wound it will always be there, waiting to bite you on the arse when your future self decides to lie about it happening.

Repeating the same lie, over and over won't make it become the truth. You'll just look a nob.

Ghost Ninja 🌎 @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 9h

Nvidia, right? 🤔

Ghost Ninja 🌎 @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 11h

It could be argued that oral gonorrhoea is the funniest thing since Russ Abbot. 🤔

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Ghost Ninja 🌎 @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 11h

All your Sky remote are belong to cat.

Ghost Ninja 🌎 @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 11h

I'm also calling shenanigans with multi-purpose compost. I've yet to find a use for it other than growing plants in.

Ghost Ninja 🌎 @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 12h

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Ghost Ninja 🌎 @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 1d

Dr Venkman warned us about this. 😬

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Ghost Ninja 🌎 @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 1d

She's a rescue. We got her for the OH's daughter's friend cos they "really wanted a cat". A few months later they moved house and abandoned her. 🤬

We tracked her down and brought her here with the intention of rehoming her properly. That was 13 years ago. She's going nowhere. 🤎

Ghost Ninja 🌎 @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 1d

PSA: "Proper" lentil crisps are the best bloody thing EVER.

Ghost Ninja 🌎 @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 1d

Erm can I have my cat back?! 😁

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Ghost Ninja 🌎 @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 1d

Fucking hell because The Beatles never existed, John Lennon never got murdered.

I'm not crying you're crying. 😭

Ghost Ninja 🌎 @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 1d

Watching "Yesterday" for the first time.

Love the detail that because The Beatles never existed, Oasis didn't either! 🤣

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Ghost Ninja 🌎 @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 1d

People shouldn't see other people as the enemy. In anything. On social platforms, in politics, on the road, in car parks, in the pub, in shops, in the street.

Life is so much easier when you start to realise the world is not your enemy, so you can stop being angry at everything in it.

Ghost Ninja 🌎 @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 1d

I mean it was right there in the alt text! 🤦

Ghost Ninja 🌎 @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 1d

Looks that way. But if it wants to identify as an inkjet printer then it'd be anti-woke for me to argue about it. Or something. 🤷

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Ghost Ninja 🌎 @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 1d

I had a similar jelly baby-induced episode once which resulted in worrying blood loss and a visit from a GP's finger. 😬

(And I didn't eat anywhere near three kilos of it)

Ghost Ninja 🌎 @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 1d

Turns out my Xerox laser printer is a bloody great snob. It does not like low grade paper.

Tested on Avery J8173 (inkjet) address labels and it prints perfectly. The same test on L7173 (laser) shipping labels, no go.

You can tell by the feel, the laser labels are all rough and cheap-feeling.

Ghost Ninja 🌎 @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 1d

I bet you'll be spinning yarns about this for years. 😁

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Ghost Ninja 🌎 @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 1d

Why do they say it's contactless, but it also says "tap to pay"?

Tap on what? Air? 🤔

Ghost Ninja 🌎 @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 2d

Best game ever. And I shall fart upon anyone who disagrees.

Ghost Ninja 🌎 @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 2d

Having me some of that. 👌

Ghost Ninja 🌎 @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 2d

I am so fucking done with #F1 if Ferrari take Christian Horner.

I cannot stand the obnoxious twat and the sport is better off without him.

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Ghost Ninja 🌎 @iamcodeninja.bsky.social · 2d

I'm not doing it again.