Ian
@iansidevoice.bsky.social
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Actor. Star of Meridian Elementary’s 1991 production of “Thomas Edison, The Electric Sunshine Man.”
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Fake outrage. All of it.
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Guys, it’s too early to fake your outrage about holiday ads.
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It simultaneously blends with the city better than any stadium I’ve seen and is the worst viewing experience indoors I’ve seen.

Feels like you’re entering a subway station or something. Completely natural.

But you’re closer to home plate in Buffalo than you are in the upper decks.
iansidevoice.bsky.social
The Moneyball A’s broke me as a Mariners fan in 2002. I haven’t really watched baseball since.

My mom has been in depression (following dad’s Alzheimer’s) for 7 yrs. This team has brought her more joy than anything in that time.

And it’s brought me back.

Keep this going. If only for her.

Go M’s.
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King of the Hill
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What’s a popular show that you’ve never seen a minute of? Mine is The Real World
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If you’re worried about AI firing missiles at British Columbia, my 6th grader is home sick and I had ChatGPT create some study math problems with an answer key.

Problems were great and I can’t recommend them enough.

But it turns out that ChatGPT can’t multiply or divide decimals.

At all.
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Only 2 walk-offs in a winner-take-all ALDS game:

1995 Mariners
Extra innings
#4 hitter walk-off (Edgar Martinez)
Faced defending Cy Young (D. Cone)

2025 Mariners
Extra innings
#4 hitter walk-off (Jorge Polanco)
Faced defending Cy Young (T. Skubal)

#Postseason #TheMayerGWS 🥹
iansidevoice.bsky.social
Current Playoff According to FPI:

1. Ohio State v. 8. Miami/9. SC
2. Indiana v. 7. ?Texas?/10. Texas Tech!!!!
3. Alabama v. 6. Georgia/11. Texas A&M
4. ?NOTRE DAME? v. 5. Oregon/12. Memphis

B1G: 4
SEC: 4

Accuracy Quotient: 3%📉
Fun Quotient: 93% 📈

Games of the Week:
Ole Miss v. UGA
?ND? v. SC
iansidevoice.bsky.social
I’d assume the @homefield.bsky.social office just ended the burning dumpsters celebration after Saturday’s win, but it is Connor’s birthday today, so you need to light those beauties back up and celebrate the boss.
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WHAT?!?!?!? See my comments
iansidevoice.bsky.social
Best bang for buck?
THE MU FUCKIN BRIDGELAYER DOGG!

So sick. Didn’t even ask for it and my aunt gave it to me for my birthday because my cousin liked it. Top ten toy of childhood and maybe the biggest surprise.
iansidevoice.bsky.social
Worst bang for buck?
The planes. So expensive. So big. Completely unfun to play with.

I wasn’t convinced after getting the F-14, so I got the SR-71 as well. And it was worse.
iansidevoice.bsky.social
My vote for best action figure?
Lifeline. Came with a medical suitcase you could hit guys with—and while he wouldn’t fire a gun in the show, you could sneak someone else’s pistol into his case and in my play I’d absolutely let him cap people in extreme situations.
iansidevoice.bsky.social
Best action figures?

Easy response is Tomax and Xamot, the evil twins. You got two for a little more $ and could do the “punch one, both fall down” thing from the cartoon.
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Shouts to @hooverstreetrag.org @jacketdan.bsky.social for sending me on a nostalgia trip.

GI Joe. (which are apparently 3 3/4”, thanks pod).

Best action figure?
Best accessory?
Worst bang-for buck accessory?
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Ever wondered what it is like to sit in my class when one of my lectures goes way off the rails?

Good news, @jacketdan.bsky.social captured some of that spirit with me on the episode of @wthupod.bsky.social that dropped this morning.

open.spotify.com/episode/7ud7...
Episode 11 - Arise Serpentor, Arise with Craig (aka HooverStreetRag)
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And I was on national tv with a Kaz Sasaki “SAN SHIN” headband on doing some insane dance in slow motion.