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Katie (she/they)
@imagine0enigami.bsky.social
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Pacific Northwest. Essentially a premature grandma who bakes, knits obsessively, and occasionally remembers to care for the flowers in my yard.
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Katie (she/they) @imagine0enigami.bsky.social · Apr 8
Alright as promised to @floregonian.com, here’s the finished shawl FINALLY not pinned to carpet. I’m very very pleased with how it came out.

Pattern: “Cathedral Grove” by Designs by Romi
Yarn: “Maleficent” and “Dragon’s Fire” by Long Dog Yarn
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A white nonbinary woman poses in a handknit lace shawl. Her body is facing to the right of the photo, and her head is turned toward the camera. She has a big smile. The shawl has a purple top and bright green bottom. A white person holds a lace knit shawl out, extended between their hands, so show the lace detailing. The shawl has a subtly variegated purple top, and a bright green bottom edge. A close up of the lace details of the shawl, wrapped around a person’s back.
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Katie (she/they) @imagine0enigami.bsky.social · 8h
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Katie (she/they) @imagine0enigami.bsky.social · 8h
a man with a beard is holding a guitar and making a face
Alt: a man with a beard is making a dramatic shushing motion
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Katie (she/they) @imagine0enigami.bsky.social · 8h
And yet death can’t get the one we all want out of the claw machine…
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Katie (she/they) @imagine0enigami.bsky.social · 13h
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Katie (she/they) @imagine0enigami.bsky.social · 13h
Yeah I worry for your flesh with the carpet tape. 🤣
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Katie (she/they) @imagine0enigami.bsky.social · 13h
Not the carpet tape!

(Have you tried toupee tape? I’ve heard of people using that for revealing dresses to keep the ladies in place)
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Katie (she/they) @imagine0enigami.bsky.social · 13h
I used to have this view. Until I got a single coated dog who gets genuinely chilled in cold weather. Once you see your dog shivering from cold, you’re online buying sweaters. 🤣
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.bsky.social · 19h
Probably futile, but please please stop putting clothes on your pets.
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Katie (she/they) @imagine0enigami.bsky.social · 13h
CONGRATS!!!
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Katie (she/they) @imagine0enigami.bsky.social · 15h
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and says nope . do n't like that .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and says nope . do n't like that .
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Katie (she/they) @imagine0enigami.bsky.social · 15h
OOOOF that thing is ROUGH.

I do still think that the eldritch horror that is the chop suey sandwich takes top spot for me though. 🤣
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Popehat Agitates And Irritates @kenwhite.bsky.social · 15h
If someone merely acknowledging the humanity of your enemies enrages you, you’re the baddies.
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Katie (she/they) @imagine0enigami.bsky.social · 15h
Absolutely! I don’t tolerate that nonsense, and am blessedly a small enough account that it’s generally easy to manage.
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Katie (she/they) @imagine0enigami.bsky.social · 15h
No! Dammit.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 16h
Terribly sad news about one of the greats. Diane Keaton has died at 79.
people.com/diane-keaton...
Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)
Diane Keaton has died at age 79. Keaton was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'
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Katie (she/they) @imagine0enigami.bsky.social · 15h
NOOOOO.
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Katie (she/they) @imagine0enigami.bsky.social · 15h
Blessedly, not that, but instead I had…
- advice to sauté veggies first (before I had even started)
- complaints about lack of garlic
- and then when calling out the top two behaviors with a “don’t do this”, got “this is an insane overreaction on your part”.

All of them found themselves blocked.
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Katie (she/they) @imagine0enigami.bsky.social · 16h
Love this for you.
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Katie (she/they) @imagine0enigami.bsky.social · 16h
Oh for fucks sake. 😑
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Katie (she/they) @imagine0enigami.bsky.social · 16h
There’s also rumors of him liking them… very young. 🤢
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Katie (she/they) @imagine0enigami.bsky.social · 16h
Yeah this maple in particular is VERY red. 🤣🤣🤣
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Katie (she/they) @imagine0enigami.bsky.social · 16h
Yeah my husband and I watched the trailer and were like, “oh cool cool wait NO. DAMMIT” the second he showed up on screen. 🤣
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Katie (she/they) @imagine0enigami.bsky.social · 16h
I love the title track of that album so much. But personally my favorite Paul Winter album is “Canyon”.
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Katie (she/they) @imagine0enigami.bsky.social · 17h
I love it. Our house has an orange accent so when the leaves turn it really comes out.
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Katie (she/they) @imagine0enigami.bsky.social · 17h
💯💯💯
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Katie (she/they) @imagine0enigami.bsky.social · 17h
I’m having tummy troubles. I feel you. I’m like, “the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak!”
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Katie (she/they) @imagine0enigami.bsky.social · 17h
It’s happening guys.
A metric butt-ton of red maple leaves on the ground.
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