Katie (she/they)
@imagine0enigami.bsky.social
Pacific Northwest. Essentially a premature grandma who bakes, knits obsessively, and occasionally remembers to care for the flowers in my yard.
Pinned
Alright as promised to @floregonian.com, here’s the finished shawl FINALLY not pinned to carpet. I’m very very pleased with how it came out.
Pattern: “Cathedral Grove” by Designs by Romi
Yarn: “Maleficent” and “Dragon’s Fire” by Long Dog Yarn
🧶
Pattern: “Cathedral Grove” by Designs by Romi
Yarn: “Maleficent” and “Dragon’s Fire” by Long Dog Yarn
🧶
Blake really IS good on the mic.
If he sticks around and becomes a team staple the media will love him.
If he sticks around and becomes a team staple the media will love him.
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Blake really IS good on the mic.
If he sticks around and becomes a team staple the media will love him.
If he sticks around and becomes a team staple the media will love him.
God we needed Sharpe’s scoring BADLY.
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
God we needed Sharpe’s scoring BADLY.
No Wemby. That means the Spurs are mortal.
(This still won’t be easy, we are still super depleted)
(This still won’t be easy, we are still super depleted)
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
No Wemby. That means the Spurs are mortal.
(This still won’t be easy, we are still super depleted)
(This still won’t be easy, we are still super depleted)
Lamar in a PURPLE suit. 🔥
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Lamar in a PURPLE suit. 🔥
Jesus FUCK I did not need one of the smoke alarms deciding that now was the time to die… I guess it beats the middle of the night but good god.
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Jesus FUCK I did not need one of the smoke alarms deciding that now was the time to die… I guess it beats the middle of the night but good god.
🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
Shaedon Sharpe is AVAILABLE vs the Spurs tonight.
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
No… NO!!! He… he would NEVER.
Well, okay he might trip me.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
No… NO!!! He… he would NEVER.
Well, okay he might trip me.
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
No… NO!!! He… he would NEVER.
Well, okay he might trip me.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
No… NO!!! He… he would NEVER.
Well, okay he might trip me.
The only thing that I will say about this boneheaded “USian” discourse is that if you called anyone from ANY other country in North or South America an “American”, they would likely look at you like you sprouted a second head and correct you to their country name.
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The only thing that I will say about this boneheaded “USian” discourse is that if you called anyone from ANY other country in North or South America an “American”, they would likely look at you like you sprouted a second head and correct you to their country name.
The pie and the rolls have been started. Should be a pretty chill day.
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The pie and the rolls have been started. Should be a pretty chill day.
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GEORGE R.R. MARTIN: I need a name for this prince *writes down "Jeffrey"* but I need all of my readers to hate him immediately *changes the e to an o* nailed it
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN: I need a name for this prince *writes down "Jeffrey"* but I need all of my readers to hate him immediately *changes the e to an o* nailed it
Queen shit.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Queen shit.
The Making of the Pastry is complete.
(The rolls will not be happening, mostly due to lack of good fridge space)
(The rolls will not be happening, mostly due to lack of good fridge space)
Thanksgiving Stage 1 has been started with the Brining of the Bird.
It will complete later with the Making of the Pastry.
A stretch goal is the Preferment of the Rolls, but that’s probably not gonna happen.
It will complete later with the Making of the Pastry.
A stretch goal is the Preferment of the Rolls, but that’s probably not gonna happen.
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The Making of the Pastry is complete.
(The rolls will not be happening, mostly due to lack of good fridge space)
(The rolls will not be happening, mostly due to lack of good fridge space)
This is an epic bit of writing and also literacy was a mistake and I’d like to un-read that poem.
People are calling my lede here "appalling," "nightmare fuel," "actively evil," and "a desecration of the human spirit"
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
www.theringer.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
This is an epic bit of writing and also literacy was a mistake and I’d like to un-read that poem.
Thanksgiving Stage 1 has been started with the Brining of the Bird.
It will complete later with the Making of the Pastry.
A stretch goal is the Preferment of the Rolls, but that’s probably not gonna happen.
It will complete later with the Making of the Pastry.
A stretch goal is the Preferment of the Rolls, but that’s probably not gonna happen.
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Thanksgiving Stage 1 has been started with the Brining of the Bird.
It will complete later with the Making of the Pastry.
A stretch goal is the Preferment of the Rolls, but that’s probably not gonna happen.
It will complete later with the Making of the Pastry.
A stretch goal is the Preferment of the Rolls, but that’s probably not gonna happen.
Oh no. Not more Discourse.
That said: Cranberry Chiffon. 🐐
That said: Cranberry Chiffon. 🐐
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Oh no. Not more Discourse.
That said: Cranberry Chiffon. 🐐
That said: Cranberry Chiffon. 🐐
Jokic
Lebron
Jordan
Bryant
And by far and away: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Lebron
Jordan
Bryant
And by far and away: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Basketball fans; Give me your top 5 Basketball players of all time.
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Jokic
Lebron
Jordan
Bryant
And by far and away: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Lebron
Jordan
Bryant
And by far and away: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
The moment I quit Apple was the moment I stopped buying annual iPhones. 🤣
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The moment I quit Apple was the moment I stopped buying annual iPhones. 🤣
Leeks are peak.
Them and shallots.
Them and shallots.
seriously though, the answer is right there: leeks
I can more or less guarantee you're sleeping on the majesty of the mighty leek
I can more or less guarantee you're sleeping on the majesty of the mighty leek
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Leeks are peak.
Them and shallots.
Them and shallots.
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Only 6 days left to order online. (Sorry for the mini-biz spam, it will end in 6 days.)
If you’ve ordered since the last drop, it’s going out today!
Here’s some other pieces from this year that I like.
Loxythemaker.com
If you’ve ordered since the last drop, it’s going out today!
Here’s some other pieces from this year that I like.
Loxythemaker.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Only 6 days left to order online. (Sorry for the mini-biz spam, it will end in 6 days.)
If you’ve ordered since the last drop, it’s going out today!
Here’s some other pieces from this year that I like.
Loxythemaker.com
If you’ve ordered since the last drop, it’s going out today!
Here’s some other pieces from this year that I like.
Loxythemaker.com
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
I sent this to all my female friends. 🤣
Just forwarded this to Krissy, either she will laugh or I will die
"You’ve been obsessively trying to prepare for it, but who knows what will actually happen."
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I sent this to all my female friends. 🤣
My stepmom dumped two pumpkin pies down the front of the oven on Thanksgiving morning, necessitating a panicked store run.
It was not until I was older and wiser did I learn that pumpkin pies are easily spillable unbaked.
Also I’ve never let her live it down.
It was not until I was older and wiser did I learn that pumpkin pies are easily spillable unbaked.
Also I’ve never let her live it down.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
My stepmom dumped two pumpkin pies down the front of the oven on Thanksgiving morning, necessitating a panicked store run.
It was not until I was older and wiser did I learn that pumpkin pies are easily spillable unbaked.
Also I’ve never let her live it down.
It was not until I was older and wiser did I learn that pumpkin pies are easily spillable unbaked.
Also I’ve never let her live it down.
My husband designs this shit and is HIGHLY confused as the unused 3rd pole here (and why they are designed like tripods in the first place).
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
My husband designs this shit and is HIGHLY confused as the unused 3rd pole here (and why they are designed like tripods in the first place).
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Look, if you pronounce it PEE-can pie, I’m not eating it. I already know it’s wrong.
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Look, if you pronounce it PEE-can pie, I’m not eating it. I already know it’s wrong.
I see @jbpritzker.bsky.social’s Star Wars ranking list has triggered Discourse and you know what I think I’ll sit this one out.
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I see @jbpritzker.bsky.social’s Star Wars ranking list has triggered Discourse and you know what I think I’ll sit this one out.