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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker

@imdanchu.bsky.social

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Professional Seahawks armchair analyst. Amateur Dad trying to grind tape in between diaper changes.

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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · Jul 27

3 minutes of Tariq Woolen in coverage (2024)

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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 17h

5 man fire zone blitz. Emmanwori showing great burst and pursuit angle to beat the RB, forcing Lawrence to bail… straight into Murphy who loops past the LG & LT from 1T and takes a big shot on the QB.

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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 18h

First play of the game and Byron Murphy II is chasing down Trevor Lawrence like he owes him lunch money 😭

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Ben @bcas98.bsky.social · Apr 16

Jk Emmanwori is my #1 prospect

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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 2d

Sounds like Jobe is losing the trust of the head coach

Ben @bcas98.bsky.social · 2d

???????

Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 2d

Oh my god his ankle is going the wrong way. Likely broke his tibia or completely dislocated his ankle yikes

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🎃 Spooky Steve 🦇 @yinzer.bsky.social · 2d

Josh Jowned

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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 2d

Why would Tariq Woolen do this????

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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 2d

Some white guy numbered 57 taking away snaps from Mafe?!

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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 2d

when you hit the wrong button

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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 2d

So unserious the way our fans pick and choose what and who to deem unacceptable

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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 2d

Imagine if that was Woolen lmfao. The Twelves would be burning him at the stake

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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 2d

I’m ready for 70/30 splits on K9 getting majority load of carries when you are Klint

Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 2d

Weak penalty lmao

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Ben @bcas98.bsky.social · 2d

Murphy up to 4.5 sacks on the season

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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 2d

I much prefer Nwosu and Lawrence on the edges while Hall is out. I’m losing faith in Mafe

Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 2d

Sam is dealing today with ball placement

Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 2d

Lmfao

Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 2d

Just needs to combo another move after his speed to power rushes. But tbf QBs are usually getting rid of it or bailing from the pocket bc he collapses the pocket so quickly

Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 2d

Ethical edge defender. Absolute terminator

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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 2d

Derick Hall would have gone crazy today against Lawrence. Does not have good enough wiggle in the pocket and the DL is feasting

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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 2d

Just a handful of plays per game. The part I dislike is when he loses, he usually loses bad.

Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 2d

Starting to be displeased with Mafe the more I watch him this season…

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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 2d

Just straight line fried that boy with no moves at all for the tuddy sheesh

Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 2d

LMAOOOOO

Ben @bcas98.bsky.social · 2d

a td here would be sick

Chickens and Mentals Caretaker @imdanchu.bsky.social · 2d

Gotta wonder if he was gonna go for it if it was 2 or less to go on 4th down. Still hated the 3rd down run call