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3 minutes of Tariq Woolen in coverage (2024)
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clip thread of some of the standout clips I wanted to post ahead of my top-50 tmrw
this first one is a snapshot of why I'm as high as I am on Jermod McCoy even after he's been out rehabbing a torn ACL all season.
this first one is a snapshot of why I'm as high as I am on Jermod McCoy even after he's been out rehabbing a torn ACL all season.
December 3, 2025 at 7:13 AM
clip thread of some of the standout clips I wanted to post ahead of my top-50 tmrw
this first one is a snapshot of why I'm as high as I am on Jermod McCoy even after he's been out rehabbing a torn ACL all season.
this first one is a snapshot of why I'm as high as I am on Jermod McCoy even after he's been out rehabbing a torn ACL all season.
brosmer learned the hard way that 6'4" 4.2s means your receiver is not open downfield, even if he's playing outside leverage on the 1 and you throw it inside to 2.
December 3, 2025 at 6:57 AM
brosmer learned the hard way that 6'4" 4.2s means your receiver is not open downfield, even if he's playing outside leverage on the 1 and you throw it inside to 2.
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Tecmo Bowl ass helmet logo (complimentary)
December 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Tecmo Bowl ass helmet logo (complimentary)
tank lawrence with the pressure + knockdown, ernest jones with the pick six. absolutely love the camera shake after the interception.
tariq woolen showing some track speed, walking everyone down on the final 60 meters.
tariq woolen showing some track speed, walking everyone down on the final 60 meters.
December 3, 2025 at 6:19 AM
tank lawrence with the pressure + knockdown, ernest jones with the pick six. absolutely love the camera shake after the interception.
tariq woolen showing some track speed, walking everyone down on the final 60 meters.
tariq woolen showing some track speed, walking everyone down on the final 60 meters.
this is supposed to be a woolen highlight but emmanwori stole the show with this rep.
he's patient through all the traffic and glues onto jefferson at the break. stays glued thru the double move and runs his route for him.
if only he was able to finish with the pick lol
he's patient through all the traffic and glues onto jefferson at the break. stays glued thru the double move and runs his route for him.
if only he was able to finish with the pick lol
December 3, 2025 at 5:59 AM
this is supposed to be a woolen highlight but emmanwori stole the show with this rep.
he's patient through all the traffic and glues onto jefferson at the break. stays glued thru the double move and runs his route for him.
if only he was able to finish with the pick lol
he's patient through all the traffic and glues onto jefferson at the break. stays glued thru the double move and runs his route for him.
if only he was able to finish with the pick lol
Pete walked so Ben could run
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Pete walked so Ben could run
Caleb sprays the open ones a little too much for my liking. Usually the passes where he doesn’t set his feet and just launches it
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Caleb sprays the open ones a little too much for my liking. Usually the passes where he doesn’t set his feet and just launches it
Minnesota will be missing their LG and now the LT is a question? This Brosmer kid might die
November 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Minnesota will be missing their LG and now the LT is a question? This Brosmer kid might die
I realize nobody cares anymore but forgot to post the spread and the plate last night
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I realize nobody cares anymore but forgot to post the spread and the plate last night
About to pan sear these bad boys for some breakfast steak and eggs 😎
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
About to pan sear these bad boys for some breakfast steak and eggs 😎
Roasted garlic mashed potatoes
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Roasted garlic mashed potatoes
6.7 lbs of prime rib ready to roast
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
6.7 lbs of prime rib ready to roast
Brussels and bacon
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Brussels and bacon
Stuffing ready to bake 🫡
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Stuffing ready to bake 🫡
Micah Parsons man sheesh 😬😬
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Micah Parsons man sheesh 😬😬
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Unfortunately, local media rights prohibit any rebroadcasting of the GL Turkey Bowl™️. That being said, I was given permission to post my tracker data (game ended at 10:30).
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Unfortunately, local media rights prohibit any rebroadcasting of the GL Turkey Bowl™️. That being said, I was given permission to post my tracker data (game ended at 10:30).
Mac & cheese before before it hits the oven.
(If it don’t sound like this while you’re in it, you ain’t hittin’ it right)
(If it don’t sound like this while you’re in it, you ain’t hittin’ it right)
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Mac & cheese before before it hits the oven.
(If it don’t sound like this while you’re in it, you ain’t hittin’ it right)
(If it don’t sound like this while you’re in it, you ain’t hittin’ it right)
woolen again w c2 flat responsibility. triggers downhill once he sees the pass underneath. contains the edge and wraps up for a secure tackle in the open field. consistent trend in 2025
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM
woolen again w c2 flat responsibility. triggers downhill once he sees the pass underneath. contains the edge and wraps up for a secure tackle in the open field. consistent trend in 2025
cam doing some patrick mahomes impressions
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 AM
cam doing some patrick mahomes impressions
Woolen erases the first read and that's all the time needed for Derick Hall to get home for his first official sack of 2025
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Woolen erases the first read and that's all the time needed for Derick Hall to get home for his first official sack of 2025
drake thomas almost gave woolen another concussion. cannot be destroying your own guy like that man
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
drake thomas almost gave woolen another concussion. cannot be destroying your own guy like that man
woolen with c2 flat responsibility. good awareness and trigger to the ball. contains the edge before shooting to the hip and driving his legs thru the tackle.
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM
woolen with c2 flat responsibility. good awareness and trigger to the ball. contains the edge before shooting to the hip and driving his legs thru the tackle.
uchenna nwosu looking like prime richard sherman
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM
uchenna nwosu looking like prime richard sherman
Byron Murphy II, strong as shit.
(Spoon should have been credited with a half sack 🥲)
(Spoon should have been credited with a half sack 🥲)
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Byron Murphy II, strong as shit.
(Spoon should have been credited with a half sack 🥲)
(Spoon should have been credited with a half sack 🥲)