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imdanchu.bsky.social
Chickens and Mentals Caretaker
@imdanchu.bsky.social
Professional Seahawks armchair analyst. Amateur Dad trying to grind tape in between diaper changes.
brosmer learned the hard way that 6'4" 4.2s means your receiver is not open downfield, even if he's playing outside leverage on the 1 and you throw it inside to 2.
December 3, 2025 at 6:57 AM
tank lawrence with the pressure + knockdown, ernest jones with the pick six. absolutely love the camera shake after the interception.

tariq woolen showing some track speed, walking everyone down on the final 60 meters.
December 3, 2025 at 6:19 AM
this is supposed to be a woolen highlight but emmanwori stole the show with this rep.

he's patient through all the traffic and glues onto jefferson at the break. stays glued thru the double move and runs his route for him.

if only he was able to finish with the pick lol
December 3, 2025 at 5:59 AM
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Mac & cheese before before it hits the oven.

(If it don’t sound like this while you’re in it, you ain’t hittin’ it right)
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
woolen again w c2 flat responsibility. triggers downhill once he sees the pass underneath. contains the edge and wraps up for a secure tackle in the open field. consistent trend in 2025
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM
cam doing some patrick mahomes impressions
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Woolen erases the first read and that's all the time needed for Derick Hall to get home for his first official sack of 2025
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 AM
drake thomas almost gave woolen another concussion. cannot be destroying your own guy like that man
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
woolen with c2 flat responsibility. good awareness and trigger to the ball. contains the edge before shooting to the hip and driving his legs thru the tackle.
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM
uchenna nwosu looking like prime richard sherman
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Byron Murphy II, strong as shit.

(Spoon should have been credited with a half sack 🥲)
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
as soon as woolen IDs the screen, he comes downhill to meet the block and set the edge. when he sees the runner broke a couple tackles, he pursues across the field to catch him. high effort play.

Emmanwori with a great pursuit angle to make the tackle.
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
endzone angle. look at him make an accurate throw while getting tackled with his legs wrapped up to pick up a first down lol
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Rookie Cam Ward knew better than to test Tariq on the backside dig lol.

Side note: This quarterback has some special stuff
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Woolen vs Dike 1:1 on a slot fade. Seatbelt.
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM