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Jonathan Bacchus.
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UCI Champion. All the kids in the marketplace say "Way-oh-way-oh, way-oh-way-oh". //Roleplay
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This is not "another one".
I am not a belt collector.

So long as this is around my waist, this is the most important accolade in the world. This is my pride, responsibility, and obsession.

I welcome all challengers — you reinforce its prestige. And I have no plans on going anywhere.
I walk into the room dripping in gold.
Well, pu pu for you — I'm not sharing the Firecracker Popcorn Chicken
Jenn has told me that if Prop 50 passes, Cashew's getting people food tonight.
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dying at the concept of posting this about yourself about zohran mamdani winning completely unironically
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I *will* count the DDHQ call if he ends up winning
If this is a Mamdani win called within the hour of polls closing, I'm kissing the first person who consents. With tongue, sure.
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NYT OPINION | Winsome Earle-Sears was hating trans kids...the right way

by Ezra Klein
If this is a Mamdani win called within the hour of polls closing, I'm kissing the first person who consents. With tongue, sure.
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whatever you think of Spanberger, the fact that her opponent ran a campaign based almost entirely on transphobia and is on track to eat shit in the biggest blowout the state has seen since 2009 is unambiguously a huge win
Earle-Sears ran what felt like 12 billion ads about how much she hated trans kids and I didn’t hear a single pundit say she should stick to real issues that affect real people.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Democrat Abigail Spanberger wins Virginia governor’s race.
These guys are so fucking stupid, I firmly believe their offices are full of posters that say "Remember to Blink". Just so intellectually vacuous, lacking in integrity, and creatively bankrupt that it's like a think tank staffed by hand puppets.
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Dick Cheney endorsed Andrew Cuomo today. “I’m going to give it everything I’ve got,” he reportedly said.
See all the good shit that happens when I'm champ?
There's also the first official UCI VLI shirt:
"Caillou with a Gat"
Support your champ with one of these great Jonathan Bacchus shirts:
"Ghostbaby Logo" or "MezcDonald's"
You get to be the first person on my friend list.
Let's bring it back. We can do multiplayer — it was in fact built with wireless multiplayer in mind.