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Jonathan Bacchus.
@insurgentsia.bsky.social
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UCI Champion. All the kids in the marketplace say "Way-oh-way-oh, way-oh-way-oh". //Roleplay
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This is not "another one".
I am not a belt collector.

So long as this is around my waist, this is the most important accolade in the world. This is my pride, responsibility, and obsession.

I welcome all challengers — you reinforce its prestige. And I have no plans on going anywhere.
I walk into the room dripping in gold.
There's also the first official UCI VLI shirt:
"Caillou with a Gat"
Support your champ with one of these great Jonathan Bacchus shirts:
"Ghostbaby Logo" or "MezcDonald's"
You get to be the first person on my friend list.
Let's bring it back. We can do multiplayer — it was in fact built with wireless multiplayer in mind.
The N-Gage was a cellphone/handheld video game console released by Nokia in the early 00's. It was bad at being both a video game console and a cellphone. Incredibly amusing little thing. It looked like this and had to be held like this to make calls:
It's a far rarer occurrence to find someone who *does* get what I'm on about.
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who was that person who got shredded on twitter for doing a thread about how conservatives love femboys because they want to bring back classical pederasty? because they were cookin
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anyway feel free to tell me how fucking dreamy your first champ is 😘
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Four world titles to my name, but I feel like I just won a fifth with the success of Killing Floor. I've spent most of my career wrestling to prove a point, working that much harder to beat someone's ass out of spite and that's where I remain in leading UCI. Truly the best roster I could ask for.
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Regardless of the outcome, I gave it my all. I am so proud of the match with @kingcoreyblack.bsky.social and at the end of the day, I made a point.

I faced my family, may have lost, but I gained much more. @uciefed.bsky.social has returned, and I'm so glad I was a part of it.
That's a B — B is for Bacchus
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Let's be real the biggest issue with Bluesky is that phenomenological experience can only be shared between humans via imperfect language and metaphor but somehow adding a dislike button is a higher priority for the devs smh
anyway feel free to tell me how fucking dreamy your first champ is 😘
This is not "another one".
I am not a belt collector.

So long as this is around my waist, this is the most important accolade in the world. This is my pride, responsibility, and obsession.

I welcome all challengers — you reinforce its prestige. And I have no plans on going anywhere.
I walk into the room dripping in gold.
I walk into the room dripping in gold.
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45 minutes til the killing floor match results air for the first time LIVE line by line in our discord! DM for link if you want!