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Jonathan Bacchus.

@insurgentsia.bsky.social

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UCI Champion. All the kids in the marketplace say "Way-oh-way-oh, way-oh-way-oh". //Roleplay

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Jonathan Bacchus. @insurgentsia.bsky.social · 1d

This is not "another one".
I am not a belt collector.

So long as this is around my waist, this is the most important accolade in the world. This is my pride, responsibility, and obsession.

I welcome all challengers — you reinforce its prestige. And I have no plans on going anywhere.

Jonathan Bacchus. @insurgentsia.bsky.social · 1d

I walk into the room dripping in gold.

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Jonathan Bacchus. @insurgentsia.bsky.social · 7h

You aren't pure of heart.

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Jonathan Bacchus. @insurgentsia.bsky.social · 8h

There's also the first official UCI VLI shirt:
"Caillou with a Gat"

Jonathan Bacchus. @insurgentsia.bsky.social · 8h

Support your champ with one of these great Jonathan Bacchus shirts:
"Ghostbaby Logo" or "MezcDonald's"

Jonathan Bacchus. @insurgentsia.bsky.social · 8h

You get to be the first person on my friend list.

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Jonathan Bacchus. @insurgentsia.bsky.social · 9h

Let's bring it back. We can do multiplayer — it was in fact built with wireless multiplayer in mind.

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Jonathan Bacchus. @insurgentsia.bsky.social · 9h

The N-Gage was a cellphone/handheld video game console released by Nokia in the early 00's. It was bad at being both a video game console and a cellphone. Incredibly amusing little thing. It looked like this and had to be held like this to make calls:

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Jonathan Bacchus. @insurgentsia.bsky.social · 9h

It's a far rarer occurrence to find someone who *does* get what I'm on about.

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ForcefemStalin69 @chasershibari.com · 5d

who was that person who got shredded on twitter for doing a thread about how conservatives love femboys because they want to bring back classical pederasty? because they were cookin

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Jonathan Bacchus. @insurgentsia.bsky.social · 18h

I'm bringing the N-Gage back

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Tameeeeeker @auntieteebag.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, we are

Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 1d

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Jonathan Bacchus. @insurgentsia.bsky.social · 19h

Tysm king 🙏

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Jonathan Bacchus. @insurgentsia.bsky.social · 1d

anyway feel free to tell me how fucking dreamy your first champ is 😘

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Spencer Adams @badmonadams.bsky.social · 1d

Four world titles to my name, but I feel like I just won a fifth with the success of Killing Floor. I've spent most of my career wrestling to prove a point, working that much harder to beat someone's ass out of spite and that's where I remain in leading UCI. Truly the best roster I could ask for.

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UCI (United Championship Infinite) @uciefed.bsky.social · 1d

Our return show is here! uciwrestling.freeforums.net/thread/3809/...

uciwrestling.freeforums.net

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Two World Serenity @centuryofserene.bsky.social · 1d

Congrats bro!

Jonathan Bacchus. @insurgentsia.bsky.social · 1d

I walk into the room dripping in gold.

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Jonathan Bacchus. @insurgentsia.bsky.social · 1d

And, perchance, beguiling.

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Two World Serenity @centuryofserene.bsky.social · 1d

Regardless of the outcome, I gave it my all. I am so proud of the match with @kingcoreyblack.bsky.social and at the end of the day, I made a point.

I faced my family, may have lost, but I gained much more. @uciefed.bsky.social has returned, and I'm so glad I was a part of it.

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Jonathan Bacchus. @insurgentsia.bsky.social · 1d

It's besuited.

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Jonathan Bacchus. @insurgentsia.bsky.social · 1d

That's a B — B is for Bacchus

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Paul Freedom! @jommyscousin.bsky.social · 1d

Let's be real the biggest issue with Bluesky is that phenomenological experience can only be shared between humans via imperfect language and metaphor but somehow adding a dislike button is a higher priority for the devs smh

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Jonathan Bacchus. @insurgentsia.bsky.social · 1d

anyway feel free to tell me how fucking dreamy your first champ is 😘

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Jonathan Bacchus. @insurgentsia.bsky.social · 1d

I walk into the room dripping in gold.

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Jonathan Bacchus. @insurgentsia.bsky.social · 1d

Watch out, I play hard to get.

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Jonathan Bacchus. @insurgentsia.bsky.social · 1d

I walk into the room dripping in gold.

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UCI (United Championship Infinite) @uciefed.bsky.social · 1d

45 minutes til the killing floor match results air for the first time LIVE line by line in our discord! DM for link if you want!

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