David Aronchick
@ironyuppie.com
7.9K followers 5K following 2.8K posts
CEO, Expanso. Prev: Protocol Labs, MSFT, K8s, Kubeflow, GOOG, AMZN, etc. 4x founder/CEO. The universe is a vector in Hilbert space.
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ironyuppie.com
You know it’s totally ok to not have it be a totally historic game - perfectly nice to just have the Ms win and call it a day
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You know what would be cool is if I could stop watching this game (FOR THE GOOD REASON NOT THE BAD ONE)
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1000%
jakemgrumbach.bsky.social
I’m calling it now: CA SB79, which legalizes apartments near mass transit stops, will improve rather than ruin neighborhood character
ironyuppie.com
That is fucking CLUTCH
ironyuppie.com
Does the best pit vs er in baseball REALLY have to do this right now?
ironyuppie.com
I dont like to be hyperbolic but this is genuinely some Anne Frank level shit
ironyuppie.com
How do I legally marry and spend the rest of my life with a comment.
ironyuppie.com
This is the greatest scientific achievement humanity has ever undertaken
ironyuppie.com
No YOU just visible cringed while walking around randomly thinking about how stupid you were seven years ago
ironyuppie.com
What, and I cannot say this strongly enough, the fuck?
ironyuppie.com
Ah yes the scientific method where you decide what you want the outcome to be and then use “studies” to verify the outcome you have decided
radiofreetom.bsky.social
That’s totally how science works
atrupar.com
RFK Jr on Tylenol and autism: "It is not proof. We're doing the studies to make the proof."
ironyuppie.com
Horses are genuinely amazing to be around if you have a chance to be around them. But this is kinda true - they are giant beasts that smell like shit.
ironyuppie.com
Anyone using @hashnode.bsky.social ? Is it dead? Their discord is totally locked down, and it seems like they aren't doing anything with it.
ironyuppie.com
I dunno - maybe? I think human attention is finite and in the category of “check in news and friends” there is a winner
ironyuppie.com
Is the social network that has the most conversations on it
ironyuppie.com
(I’m cofounder of Kubeflow 😃)
ironyuppie.com
I really hope bluesky wins - the APIs are so good
moskov.goodventures.org
While other people are forced to lie awake wondering, Shadowsky.io enables me to see *at a glance* and know for sure that almost all of my posts bomb.
ironyuppie.com
I love when things end with -ique. Appeals to my Francophile/math loving nature.
ironyuppie.com
Anyone know the answer to this?
ironyuppie.com
Is this war ravaged Portland? Because to me this is Heaven
timdickinson.bsky.social
Suspicious that Death is creeping behind me with his fatal dart, I am communing with God...
Queso queso
Reposted by David Aronchick
darrigomelanie.bsky.social
I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
Reposted by David Aronchick
seantcollins.com
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
ironyuppie.com
You’re too sweet for me.
You’re too sweet for mee-eee-eee-eeeee
ironyuppie.com
Petition to stop companies from treating the WiFi entry field as a password - you don’t need to obscure “mattisaballer”
ironyuppie.com
Move to America - 107!

(Don’t! Our date structure sucks)