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James @isny1.bsky.social · 5h

On my way to report news from the Pentagon with my new company, "total loser lameo news". Every third sentence must start with the name of my company.

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James @isny1.bsky.social · 8h

So soybeans are going to be cheap in the US. Maybe that helps Americans eat that kind of food cheaper. Or somebody buys them all up, Taco happens, then sells them at a profit.

And if farmers lose their land, someone is going to be there to buy it up.

Follow the money.

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 13h

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

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Earthbound420 @earthbound420.bsky.social · 1d

Interesting 💥

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James @isny1.bsky.social · 1d

I find it sad that I just keep scrolling unless the numbers are bigger. "One dead? That's not so bad." Ugh, why am I desensitized to the violence.

I'd like to see a post with an x for each dead and an o for each injured this month or day or year.

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James @isny1.bsky.social · 1d

Happy indigenous people's day! Hats off in respect to the original people of this area, the Eriez, who are sadly extinct.

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James @isny1.bsky.social · 1d

If you can find it, years ago there was a NPR show where some guy found random people from a newspaper ad to make a band for a day. They covered Rocket Man. It was really really good. Wish I could find it. @npr.org

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James @isny1.bsky.social · 2d

Sean Barabella needs his license checked.

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James @isny1.bsky.social · 2d

Either a water bottle or cat scratching post.

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James @isny1.bsky.social · 2d

Deleting taking too long

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James @isny1.bsky.social · 2d

We need stacked voting. So we can choose from the lesser of seven evils.

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James @isny1.bsky.social · 2d

Lol... The last two are both songs and movies

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Chris Dashiell @cdashiell.bsky.social · 3d

You’re too late. Portland has burned down, so go away.

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James @isny1.bsky.social · 3d

Better than Doo-Doo.

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James @isny1.bsky.social · 3d

It's working.

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James @isny1.bsky.social · 3d

All the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were female.

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James @isny1.bsky.social · 3d

Interesting that more important words should be shorter.

Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 4d

Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

Once the earth shook and a giant mosquito came from the river. It was mischievous to the people, flying near,