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Felling pretty Smarf right about now.
Smarf, from Too Many Cooks
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Potato salad
Kill List
The Way We Were
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Liberals: help Sherman out
Conservatives: Sherman needs to learn to get himself out
Kristi Noem: where's my gun?
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'seems to sit', nice equivocation- as though they couldn't be sure he wasn't magically hovering one inch above the seat
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had a nightmare about a big-chinned guy with a man bun named Jayred Lento who was saying things like "Did you see this in the news? Apparently there's a study that says wearing giant scarves can increase testosterone in men."
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"Please, my father was Mr. Rock, call me Kid."
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grown man in a cowboy hat who refers to himself as Kid
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it's no surprise a country that would elect Trump twice would also give Jared Leto mutiple swings at bat
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can we expect an offering from Black Oak Arkansas titled Ol' Tron's Gonna Do It Again?
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they don't each get a horse?
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HOT TAKE!: they will agree that the violence must end and skilled diplomacy must be practiced by serious negotiators to effect a peaceful resolution.
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what should soundtrack such a video? I suggest:
"Radioactive" The Firm
"Time In A Bottle" Jim Croce
"Having My Baby" Paul Anka
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I saw Baby In Her Placenta open for Skinny Puppy in '89. Kicked ass.
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Gary Numan for the win!
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why's there no balloon arch??
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making Tom Grunick look like Edward R. Murrow
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or, just report the news, because, you know, reporters
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Klein's probably already signed a contract to provide 'perspective from the left'
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oh, no. this seems very likely. yeesh
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If the Van is Halen, let your stereo be wailin'
If the Van is Jones, oh, what now, is he crying or trying make Bill Maher think he's cool, uh, phones
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waiting for someone to complain that Jane Goodall did nothing to fight prejudice against AI
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I'll Give You Something To Cry About - The Dads
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well, when I want to see a virgin on screen, I just put on a Tyler Cowen movie
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So, what are we thinking, four, maybe six, mannequins in his basement?