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Felling pretty Smarf right about now.
Smarf, from Too Many Cooks
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they don't each get a horse?
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HOT TAKE!: they will agree that the violence must end and skilled diplomacy must be practiced by serious negotiators to effect a peaceful resolution.
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what should soundtrack such a video? I suggest:
"Radioactive" The Firm
"Time In A Bottle" Jim Croce
"Having My Baby" Paul Anka
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I saw Baby In Her Placenta open for Skinny Puppy in '89. Kicked ass.
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Gary Numan for the win!
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why's there no balloon arch??
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making Tom Grunick look like Edward R. Murrow
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or, just report the news, because, you know, reporters
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Klein's probably already signed a contract to provide 'perspective from the left'
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oh, no. this seems very likely. yeesh
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If the Van is Halen, let your stereo be wailin'
If the Van is Jones, oh, what now, is he crying or trying make Bill Maher think he's cool, uh, phones
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waiting for someone to complain that Jane Goodall did nothing to fight prejudice against AI
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I'll Give You Something To Cry About - The Dads
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well, when I want to see a virgin on screen, I just put on a Tyler Cowen movie
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So, what are we thinking, four, maybe six, mannequins in his basement?
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a whole government of Chets
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can't be bothered to do five minutes of research before traveling to a different country, but he's one of the 'smarter' comedians
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John Oliver's writers should hand him their Emmys
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"I gotta tell you people, I feel freer to say what I want here than in my own country." - Chappelle, at the festival, I'm guessing
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Schumer (in about five minutes): "The President should be focused on insurance premiums, not the anesthetics of ships. I urge him to meet with us in the spirit of bi-partisan blee blah dadeeda wheeeee!"
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pvt. pyle: "what's this, now?"
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generals: "bro, most of my day is spent dealing with budgets"