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clams on the half shell and roller skates
TIL I'm not a good person because I don't like Avatar
December 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
@andykindler.bsky.social When you finish the Zeppelin book, try My Effin Life by Geddy Lee. He narrates it and it's really a book about family. Give it a try.
December 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
if The Matrix were a more realistic movie, Morpheus would be funning around saying, "TomBradysux69 must believe he is the one."
November 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
wait, *that* Lane Kiffin? not the men's scarf designer?
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
just call him a madman. "deranged madman" is a real hat on a hat.
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
*taps mic*

"Taps, Mike."

(at a veteran's funeral)
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen -

Emmylou Harris
Follow For Now
Richard Thompson
Rush
Steve Earle
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen -

Black Sabbath
Adele
Radiohead
Fiona Apple
NBA All-Star Stay in School Celebration 1995 (Boyz II Men / Mary J. Blige / Queen Latifah / Brandy / D.J. Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince)
Introduce yourself with five concerts youve seen —

Whitney Houston
Weird Al and the Monkees
Club MTV tour feat. Bel Biv Devoe & C&C Music Factory
Fiona Apple
The Mountain Goats
November 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
heard someone today refer to the Florida panhandle as "the thin strip at the top" and so it shall forevermore be known
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
this new Beatles documentary promises an inside look at the group, which at this point, must involve colonoscopies
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
the 'Shit My Dad Says' guy from twitter is now fourteen years older than his dad was when that account was a big deal, I'm guessing
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
(smh) disgusting. all of you are focused on this when you should focused be on that.
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
ah, another day of people arguing over what we should all be focusing on
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
www.juliensauctions.com/en/items/207... Someone has a chance to be a hero.
Jim Henson | Ethel Merman Signed "The Ethel Merman Disco Album" Record
www.juliensauctions.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
all of this can be blamed on the rise of vocal fry
November 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
there are no rock stars named Claude
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
whenever I get too down, I just remember Jerry Lewis isn't here to share his opinions anymore
November 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
can we all admit that the Capitol One Bank Guy will never reach Flo-like levels of adoration?
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
more like Keith Olderman

I hate myself
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
"He desired naps. He desired Little Snack Cakes. He desired dreams. He desired dreams of naps and more snack cakes." - book written by theoretical woman, about me
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
pineapples are poorly named
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
so, from now on, life is going to pretty much be The Drift with brief interludes of Tilt
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Reposted by enter sadman
The arrogance of a Senator who is not even running again to take the lead in undermining the Caucus and the voters.
Shaheen: So let me be clear. No one in the senate chamber wants to extend the ACA tax credits more than I do.
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Schumer, furtively glancing around to see that he isn't being followed, sneaks into the cloakroom. A voice from the gloom, "So?". "It is done" the Senator says, head hung low. Andrew Cuomo steps into the thin light, "Then you have done well."
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
today is my birthday and it fucking sucks
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
"checkmate" or "check, mate" - playing chess in Australia must get confusing
November 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM