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clams on the half shell and roller skates
well, that fake bit of dialogue padded a page, writing is easy!
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
well, that fake bit of dialogue padded a page, writing is easy!
"...and lo, He did rise from the olive oil just for the lolz."
December 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
"...and lo, He did rise from the olive oil just for the lolz."
slurred for his convenience
December 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
slurred for his convenience
Megyn Kelly (watching Sicario): "That's it? He just shoots the kids? What kind of vengeance is that?"
December 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Megyn Kelly (watching Sicario): "That's it? He just shoots the kids? What kind of vengeance is that?"
"Thanks for the question, Elizabeth. I make sure to spend ample time in my nutrient pod and relax by watching videos of children being denied puppies. Work/life balance is tough, but necessary!"
December 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
"Thanks for the question, Elizabeth. I make sure to spend ample time in my nutrient pod and relax by watching videos of children being denied puppies. Work/life balance is tough, but necessary!"
and you said The Secret was bullshit
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
and you said The Secret was bullshit
through radio? what, are they gonna Baba Booey them into submission?
December 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
through radio? what, are they gonna Baba Booey them into submission?
can't they just look up to make financial decisions?
December 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
can't they just look up to make financial decisions?
"The boat is on fire and the turtle is firing another missile. Your Honor, I'd like to submit this as Exhibit J."
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
"The boat is on fire and the turtle is firing another missile. Your Honor, I'd like to submit this as Exhibit J."
I named my fists Flatt and Scruggs because getting hit by them is like having to listen to bluegrass.
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I named my fists Flatt and Scruggs because getting hit by them is like having to listen to bluegrass.
cue up Metal Machine Music and then go for a drink
November 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
cue up Metal Machine Music and then go for a drink
you can always tell the staff-written ones, they're close, but never quite odd enough
November 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
you can always tell the staff-written ones, they're close, but never quite odd enough
y'all are forgetting that she's still not touching her Tonight Show money
November 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
y'all are forgetting that she's still not touching her Tonight Show money
Welker: "Speaking of processes, how long does it take to clip on your hair each day?"
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Welker: "Speaking of processes, how long does it take to clip on your hair each day?"
of course they both tasted the same, where he lives, the sulphur overpowers everything
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
of course they both tasted the same, where he lives, the sulphur overpowers everything
I no longer have a beard as parents used to walk past me and say, "Look, it's Santa!" to their kids.
November 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I no longer have a beard as parents used to walk past me and say, "Look, it's Santa!" to their kids.
oh, I forgot, fucking Jeeves always answers the door for me
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
oh, I forgot, fucking Jeeves always answers the door for me
everyone is missing the point of this photo, that represents just her first helping of dinner
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
everyone is missing the point of this photo, that represents just her first helping of dinner
didn't notice the OU and thought this was from a ninth-grader. a mediocre ninth-grader
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
didn't notice the OU and thought this was from a ninth-grader. a mediocre ninth-grader
runs a car wrap advertising business, dad, step-dad, has baseball caps just for 'business meetings', appreciates Trump's 'success at business', wants to relocate the Vatican to Ybor City
November 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
runs a car wrap advertising business, dad, step-dad, has baseball caps just for 'business meetings', appreciates Trump's 'success at business', wants to relocate the Vatican to Ybor City
correlation is not causation
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
correlation is not causation