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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 6m

Many people are saying future #1 pick Fernando Mendoza of Indiana University

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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 1h

Happ leads in the all important metric “we have to give it to someone, and he won it last year”

Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 1d

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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 2d

The number of fans willing to let Tucker go and put Caissie in is maddening

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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · Oct 9

Celebrating the reason for the season

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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 3d

Threendiana baby

The Associated Press @apnews.com · 3d

Indiana climbs to No. 3, its highest Top 25 ranking in history, behind Ohio State and Miami. See where other teams rank. bit.ly/42BaUT2

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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 3d

friendst ended with CUBSR
6-0 INDIANA HOOSIERS
is my Ibest friend

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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 3d

Holy shit

Freezing Cold Takes @oldtakesexposed.bsky.social · 3d

Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 3d

Make sure to cut a check to Uncle Pete for his senate campaigns

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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 3d

And so ends Kyle Tucker’s tenure with the Cubs

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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 3d

Hey Moises, we haven’t given you an at bat, but please go save our season

Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 3d

Craig is going to keep Ballesteros and Alcantara on the bench when half the lineup is hitting like .138

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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 3d

This entire season

CUBS
SCORE RUNS
IN A GAME
CUBS DON'T
SCORE RUNS IN A GAME
Perfectly balanced...
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...As all things should be

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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 3d

Taking strike 3 looking with runners on really is the full Ian Happ experience

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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 3d

Runs plz cubs

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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 3d

I bet Jacob Misiorowski is clicking his lucky mechanical pencil in the dugout

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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 3d

I’m happy I spelled medieval close enough for autocorrect to kick in correctly

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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 3d

Daniel Palencia throws 102, but with the precision of medieval catapult

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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 3d

Cubs are at it again (making me mad)

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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 3d

Ian Happ wakes up after a good game at the plate and thinks “what if I just stop hitting entirely”

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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 3d

Use Google AI to find spurious correlations

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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 3d

Jacob Misiorowski throws absolute lightning but also has the facial expression of a man who just realized he’s been microwaving a fork for 3 minutes

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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah, it’s all gravy after that game

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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 3d

Mentally preparing to switch to Cubs Posting

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