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Mike 🐸 Schwartz

@itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social

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Dad to kids, dogs, and cats. I support non-violent dissent in the US. Don’t want to bother with Nazis, impersonators, or other trolls? Try my curated moderation list. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pea3cwe3o2uml2rib6aiemt6/lists/3lbavg4pxxd2e

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Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 55m

Buses? George Soros bought us cars so it's not so obvious.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 1h

For example, the DNC.

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Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 1h

That's so weird. Who knew?

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 1h

@housedemocrats.bsky.social

Hearings on this are an opportunity. The GOP is trying to sweep its violence under the rug almost as fervently as they are trying to keep the Epstein files sealed.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 1h

This Republic will not abide a king.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 3h

Trade wars are easy to win though.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 4h

Look at all of the Peace.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 4h

She should have played Wagner. ICE would’ve begged for more.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 13h

The cover of a book titled I Need More Cybertruck.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 16h

She needs an investigation to find Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem?

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 19h

It’s not one and done. It’s community, mobilization, and in time will translate into election results and consequences.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 19h

Trump wants to show her the Magic Mushroom so bad.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 20h

The lead in the protein powders reactivates the inactive lead from chewing on lead-painted windowsills and licking bullets for good luck.

So I think it works as an umbrella theory of toxic bro-ism.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 20h

That's my hope too.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 20h

The only thing he's looking at is the Devil's Nutsack, which thanks to Time Magazine we all got to look up at.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 20h

Thanks, but no.

Charlie Kirk is as deserving of the PMoF as the dump my dog just took.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 21h

Cruel but more than fair.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 21h

I would very much appreciate it if he beached himself.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 21h

Yeah it used to just rain Tomahawks around here. What a dipshit.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 21h

Of course they are not closing up the emoluments and grifts.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 21h

That looks really good.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 21h

And they are elite in wealth and amorality only. In most other ways they are mortifyingly mediocre.

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Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 21h

These are the guys I picture when I hear the words “child predator”.

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Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 21h

They all seem like they are trying to transform into JV Dunce.

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Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 21h

What a creep.

But then again that’s what rapists are on their best days.