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Mike 🐸 Schwartz

@itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social

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Dad to kids, dogs, and cats. I support non-violent dissent in the US. Don’t want to bother with Nazis, impersonators, or other trolls? Try my curated moderation list. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pea3cwe3o2uml2rib6aiemt6/lists/3lbavg4pxxd2e

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Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 38m

Trade wars are easy to win though.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 1h

Look at all of the Peace.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 1h

She should have played Wagner. ICE would’ve begged for more.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 11h

The cover of a book titled I Need More Cybertruck.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 13h

She needs an investigation to find Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem?

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 16h

It’s not one and done. It’s community, mobilization, and in time will translate into election results and consequences.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 17h

Trump wants to show her the Magic Mushroom so bad.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 17h

The lead in the protein powders reactivates the inactive lead from chewing on lead-painted windowsills and licking bullets for good luck.

So I think it works as an umbrella theory of toxic bro-ism.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 17h

That's my hope too.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 17h

The only thing he's looking at is the Devil's Nutsack, which thanks to Time Magazine we all got to look up at.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 17h

Thanks, but no.

Charlie Kirk is as deserving of the PMoF as the dump my dog just took.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 18h

Cruel but more than fair.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 18h

I would very much appreciate it if he beached himself.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 18h

Yeah it used to just rain Tomahawks around here. What a dipshit.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 18h

Of course they are not closing up the emoluments and grifts.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 18h

That looks really good.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 18h

And they are elite in wealth and amorality only. In most other ways they are mortifyingly mediocre.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 18h

These are the guys I picture when I hear the words “child predator”.

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Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 19h

They all seem like they are trying to transform into JV Dunce.

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Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 19h

What a creep.

But then again that’s what rapists are on their best days.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 22h

It will come to an end, but not the one he’s thinking of.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 22h

Great way to ensure the news consists entirely of
leaks. Hope this backfires on the Secretary of Larping spectacularly.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 2d

I am heartened by the combination of his unexpected Walter Reed visit and that his demise seems to be in the fore of his thoughts.

Bring on that Most Anticipated Obituary Ever, Like No One Has Seen Before.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 2d

I find his return from Walter Reed more concerning.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 2d

Because that is how you punish the worst offenders.