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nash flynn

@itsnashflynn.bsky.social

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death historian. failing comedian. enterprising gay. i have autism (derogatory). @deathandfriends.bsky.social show me your favourite graveyards always a candidate, never a doctor death is for everybody out fall 2026*

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · Nov 12

they don’t call me the lesbian casanova of the midwest for no reason

a screenshot text that reads (in part, shortened for relevance) “hold on, why is Jamie kinda..? “don’t ask med about a character that looks like Nash Flynn”

Screenshots of Nash Flynn followed by two screenshots of Jamie from Drive Away Dolls “it’s an extremely specific vibe and a match I fear”

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 1d

but also imagine the world world marking time from the moment they murdered one of your best members. damn

nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 1d

in the jewish calendar it is not the year 2025, it’s the year 5786 and they are so real for that, i too feel like i’ve been alive for 5,786 years

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 2d

watching a lot of glass blowing reels lately and i’ll just say it: i’d eat molten glass. learning that about myself has not been great for morale

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 3d

boogers mcgee

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 3d

thank you sean, bless 🙏

nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 3d

✨yeah you better✨

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 3d

she does but also to be fair she’d look cute in literally anything at all

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 3d

my girlfriend says she’s fine but then she went to get a haircut and came home with bangs

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 4d

me watching the pentagon reporter walkout: wow finally the media is getting it

me two days later watching the same media condemn hamas for attacking israel and violating the ceasefire after israel violated it twenty times before: ah, beans

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 5d

happy no k*ngs day to everyone including the guy who screamed “go the fuck home” at my kids who are 8 and 10. i hope someday you are interventioned into therapy so you can stop being scared by children holding signs

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 7d

oh, to be a rich woman during the fall of democracy whose only wish is for removable pubic hair

nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 8d

helping my grandmother get situated in a care facility and let me tell you when i get old someone please just release my arse in a graveyard and let nature sort it out, i am too poor for any other option

nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 8d

we brought on a guest to promote his show but he’s talking about how his father fought in ww2 and was technically antifa. the vibes are immaculate

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 8d

also just going on the record saying i am not watching this on purpose i am taking care of my grandmother who cares for whoopi goldberg deeply

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 8d

antifa is daytime girly television now

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 8d

you know things are bad when the ladies on the view are spending their whole showtime calling the government fascist

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 9d

sorry to disturb your post-murder slumber maam but have you considered not being a small precious baby?? didn’t think so

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 9d

my cat weighs 4 and a half pounds and has killed two chipmunks this morning and i wonder how much it pisses her off when i yeet her into my arms to tell her she’s a small precious baby

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 10d

love it when a domesticated pet has a big personality, you growl at those pumpkin donuts mr chungus you silly lil guy

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 14d

it’s the culture ✨

nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 14d

wow this blew up

nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 14d

i know we said this is taylor’s most hetero album yet but there’s something to be said about getting turned on by a girl bullying you. welcome to the club babe 🌈

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 17d

i wish you could temporarily turn off your ability to read. i am too tired to be literate

nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 18d

truly no comedy higher than listening to a someone gentle parent their kid with a thick boston accent