nash flynn
@itsnashflynn.bsky.social
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death historian. failing comedian. enterprising gay. i have autism (derogatory). @deathandfriends.bsky.social show me your favourite graveyards always a candidate, never a doctor death is for everybody out fall 2026*
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they don’t call me the lesbian casanova of the midwest for no reason
happy no k*ngs day to everyone including the guy who screamed “go the fuck home” at my kids who are 8 and 10. i hope someday you are interventioned into therapy so you can stop being scared by children holding signs
oh, to be a rich woman during the fall of democracy whose only wish is for removable pubic hair
helping my grandmother get situated in a care facility and let me tell you when i get old someone please just release my arse in a graveyard and let nature sort it out, i am too poor for any other option
we brought on a guest to promote his show but he’s talking about how his father fought in ww2 and was technically antifa. the vibes are immaculate
also just going on the record saying i am not watching this on purpose i am taking care of my grandmother who cares for whoopi goldberg deeply
antifa is daytime girly television now
you know things are bad when the ladies on the view are spending their whole showtime calling the government fascist
sorry to disturb your post-murder slumber maam but have you considered not being a small precious baby?? didn’t think so
my cat weighs 4 and a half pounds and has killed two chipmunks this morning and i wonder how much it pisses her off when i yeet her into my arms to tell her she’s a small precious baby
love it when a domesticated pet has a big personality, you growl at those pumpkin donuts mr chungus you silly lil guy
i know we said this is taylor’s most hetero album yet but there’s something to be said about getting turned on by a girl bullying you. welcome to the club babe 🌈
i wish you could temporarily turn off your ability to read. i am too tired to be literate
truly no comedy higher than listening to a someone gentle parent their kid with a thick boston accent
like i am happy for her i just really. really. didn’t need this much information tbh, some things you can just leave in the group chat
admittedly i’ve not listened to the entire thing but i’m getting the feeling taylor swift heard the gaylor rumours and decided to write 12 songs about how much she loves travis’s dick
is it lethal doc??? please say yes
you’re about to invent a whole new medical problem jerry, they’ve got no data yet
absolutely gutted to discover machán magan died yesterday. 32 words for field is one of my favourite books ever; what a loss for the irish language history. RIP agus grma 💔
this meeting could have been an email? lame, boring. this meeting could have been a duel to the death
my mother recently purchased
these little nightmares who look like they plan to scare me for funsies but joke’s on them, i cannot be haunted. i am mentally ill
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it feels like there’s too much history happening. why is history trying to ruin studying history rn