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itsnotbread.bsky.social
I'll do it tomorrow
@itsnotbread.bsky.social
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Hi! I'm a harmless shitposter.
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itsnotbread.bsky.social
I'll do it tomorrow @itsnotbread.bsky.social · 7m
American hero
newseye.bsky.social News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 13h
ICE agents greeted by a hero on arrival in New York this evening.

Make statues of this.
A woman in what looks like business attire with a black handbag over her shoulder stands in front of an armed vehicle flipping the bird with both hands. Unfortunately a friend sent this to me, I don’t know who the hero woman is or the photographer
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itsnotbread.bsky.social
I'll do it tomorrow @itsnotbread.bsky.social · 11m
WTF is this? Does the other neighbor's dog get points for cats?
fesshole.bsky.social fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 1h
Our cat dragged back a baby rabbit earlier this year. It started a competition with my neighbour. Her cat has accumulated 114 points to my cat's 121. The cats don't know they're competing but we do coo at their kills.
itsnotbread.bsky.social
I'll do it tomorrow @itsnotbread.bsky.social · 1d
Corey is a lucky guy
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itsnotbread.bsky.social
I'll do it tomorrow @itsnotbread.bsky.social · 1d
Mar a Lardo
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itsnotbread.bsky.social
I'll do it tomorrow @itsnotbread.bsky.social · 1d
Classic Billy Joe. It's always something with that guy.
itsnotbread.bsky.social
I'll do it tomorrow @itsnotbread.bsky.social · 1d
She must have stayed at a Holiday Inn express last night
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itsnotbread.bsky.social
I'll do it tomorrow @itsnotbread.bsky.social · 1d
How do they eat through those masks?
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itsnotbread.bsky.social
I'll do it tomorrow @itsnotbread.bsky.social · 2d
Is Donnie Diarrhea gonna fly his shit plane over SF?
itsnotbread.bsky.social
I'll do it tomorrow @itsnotbread.bsky.social · 3d
An ICE guy on his day off, perhaps
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itsnotbread.bsky.social
I'll do it tomorrow @itsnotbread.bsky.social · 3d
Hydroplane racing. Thanks.
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itsnotbread.bsky.social
I'll do it tomorrow @itsnotbread.bsky.social · 3d
You know what's not in the bible? White people.
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itsnotbread.bsky.social
I'll do it tomorrow @itsnotbread.bsky.social · 6d
Barron knows how to turn the computer on. America's dominance in the AI is secure.
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itsnotbread.bsky.social
I'll do it tomorrow @itsnotbread.bsky.social · 6d
Barron does. He can turn the cyber computer on. It's amazing.
itsnotbread.bsky.social
I'll do it tomorrow @itsnotbread.bsky.social · 9d
Why he crying?
itsnotbread.bsky.social
I'll do it tomorrow @itsnotbread.bsky.social · 9d
Where he's going he'll get to hang out with his BFF Jeff. Without the little girls this time. Sad!
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itsnotbread.bsky.social
I'll do it tomorrow @itsnotbread.bsky.social · 9d
Needs more studly many men like Miller and trump.
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itsnotbread.bsky.social
I'll do it tomorrow @itsnotbread.bsky.social · 9d
itsnotbread.bsky.social
I'll do it tomorrow @itsnotbread.bsky.social · 9d
Is that guy related to Ka$h Patel?
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itsnotbread.bsky.social
I'll do it tomorrow @itsnotbread.bsky.social · 9d
No kink shaming. Thanks.
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itsnotbread.bsky.social
I'll do it tomorrow @itsnotbread.bsky.social · 9d
They're both getting snot and drool all over our flag.
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itsnotbread.bsky.social
I'll do it tomorrow @itsnotbread.bsky.social · 10d
You're feeling generous today
itsnotbread.bsky.social
I'll do it tomorrow @itsnotbread.bsky.social · 10d
Is that the Antifastan embassy?
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itsnotbread.bsky.social
I'll do it tomorrow @itsnotbread.bsky.social · 10d
Does she edit out all the cheating? Of course she does.
itsnotbread.bsky.social
I'll do it tomorrow @itsnotbread.bsky.social · 10d
itsnotbread.bsky.social
I'll do it tomorrow @itsnotbread.bsky.social · 10d
So that's what, like 8 gallons of fluid injected into his big, beautiful body?