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Jackalope
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Jackalope @jackalope1981.bsky.social · 6m
(I know that probably doesn't work taking Prodigy into account, but isnt that a Holo Janeway? 😂)
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commissions open! ✏️🌈 @babbittybabbitt.bsky.social · 1h
Day 12 - Space Skank

A looser piece for today as I was running out of time to fit more drawings in lol. I quite like how she turned out anyway!
A traditional art piece utilising a bright colourful palette, with a black patch of starry space behind the character. The character is a pink-skinned, green-haired alien woman wearing a skimpy white outfit riding a phallic rocket ship through space. She sits astride the rocket like it's a mechanical bull, with one fist raised above her head in a joyful pose. The rocket is ejecting flames and rainbow gradient smoke that surrounds the figure.
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Jackalope @jackalope1981.bsky.social · 12m
It's cuz they let that murdering war criminal Janeway come back. They sent Voyager out to die for a reason. Like the spaceship in HHGTG filled with idiots, they crewed Voyager with the worst they had in the hope they'd snuff it.
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Alex Kain @tdcpresents.bsky.social · 21h
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 1h
"The World of the Dark Crystal" documentary (1983, 1 hour) is available for free on Youtube.
>> www.catsuka.com/breves/2025-...
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Jackalope @jackalope1981.bsky.social · 8h
All they had to do was a Tron 3 with Olivia Wilde's Quorra as the main lead.
a man in a white shirt and tie is talking to another man in a room .
Alt: Robert De Niro telling Sylvester Stallone that he blew it in Copland
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Jackalope @jackalope1981.bsky.social · 8h
either way, imagine the score 🤌
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Jackalope @jackalope1981.bsky.social · 8h
or swap the second two around, Judge Death second movie, with Wyatt as Dredd first two films, then Long Walk Dredd with Kurt Russell for the Cursed Earth.
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Jackalope @jackalope1981.bsky.social · 8h
We had a guy like that in the UK, basically the same sort of guy, same shitty band, same set up, except he got caught despite police protecting him for years. Someone finally slit his throat in prison yesterday.
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🔱 𝔹𝔼𝔸𝕊𝕋 🔱 🔜📦MOVING📦 @beastsoul.bsky.social · 27d
YES this guy is for sale! He has a full head of hair that's styleable and comes with handmade jewelry!

Asking price is $4800 or best offer, this guy's abit higher since it took me a lot of time to hand make the wefts for his hair/beard!
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🔱 𝔹𝔼𝔸𝕊𝕋 🔱 🔜📦MOVING📦 @beastsoul.bsky.social · Sep 11
Bjorn finally has proper footage/photos thanks to Smog and her brother! More to come!
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Jackalope @jackalope1981.bsky.social · 8h
hell do a trilogy. First one is a stripped back Assault on Precinct 13 bottle movie, just like Dredd smartly did. Next one is an Escape from NY/La type race against time adventure through Cursed Earth; Angel gang etc. Third film Thing/Prince of Darkness apocalyptic horror with Judge Death.
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Jackalope @jackalope1981.bsky.social · 8h
you know what would've been good?

John Carpenter's Dredd.
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Jackalope @jackalope1981.bsky.social · 10h
damn, that is such LSP behavior as well! 😂
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Jackalope @jackalope1981.bsky.social · 10h
I don't consider myself to be particularly smart, but as time goes on, I feel like it seems like I'm getting cleverer, except I'm not. It's not aged experience either. Its just theres a lot of fucking morons out there.
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Jackalope @jackalope1981.bsky.social · 10h
seeing how stupid some AI people are and how easily led they are, I think this will be how we actually defeat this nonsense. They say they will replace writers, artists etc but eventually they will become like the fucking morons in Wall-E and we'll decimate them just by being able to think.
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Jackalope @jackalope1981.bsky.social · 10h
meaning that what seemed like shitty writing or shitty characters will end up being seen as prescient and clever, as we descend into mediocre low intelligence being the norm?
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Jackalope @jackalope1981.bsky.social · 10h
Kinda wonder if maybe the line in Aliens about IQs dropping in the 50 years while Ripley is lost in space, and the increased dumbassery of many character in Alien movies since (even the prequels) is now being reflected by the increase in AI and conglomerate sucking off by the far right,
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 15h
Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 16h
It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.

Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.
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Jackalope @jackalope1981.bsky.social · 14h
I fear it won't be kinky enough, although Edgar Wright would at least hopefully make it visually interesting. I think it needs to be super queer and aimed at directly pissing a certain bunch of people off as well as having a different look from other space movies.
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Jackalope @jackalope1981.bsky.social · 14h
I'm hoping to watch that new Deathstalker movie this week. May tie it in with a rewatch of the new Red Sonja which I absolutely adore. And maybe Psycho Goreman.
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Jackalope @jackalope1981.bsky.social · 15h
Yes, Rebecca Ferguson, execute Chris Pratt for his crimessss
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 15h
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Jackalope @jackalope1981.bsky.social · 15h
I need to watch it again, only seen it once, but really enjoyed how ridiculous it was.
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Jackalope @jackalope1981.bsky.social · 15h
and then the bit at the end when the rest of the regiment turns up and they all whip their cloaks off and there's hundreds of Musketeers
a baby is crying in a crowd of people while a woman holds him .
ALT: a baby is crying in a crowd of people while a woman holds him .
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Jackalope @jackalope1981.bsky.social · 15h
Paul McGann shrieking "D'Artagnen!"
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