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Jack B. Nimble

@jackbnimble94.bsky.social

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Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 3d

#ShiningTimeStation #ThomasTheTankEngine #RingoStarr #GhostTrain #HalloweenTrain #HappyHalloween #Halloween2025

Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 3d

Reject modernity, embrace tradition or 🎃 🫜 #Halloween #Samhain #Pumpkin #Turnip #JackoLantern #Ireland

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Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 3d

#HalloweenTrain #HappyHalloween #Halloween

Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 3d

Wooden Halloween Toy Train #Lionel #LearningCurve #ThomasTheTankEngine #HalloweenTrain #HappyHalloween #Halloween2025

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Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 3d

#MasterShake #AquaTeenHungerForce #HappyHalloween #Halloween2025

Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 3d

Stingy Jack Pumpkin Class of 2025 🎃 #HappyHalloween #Halloween2025 #HalloweenJack

Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 4d

How is it that Dominic Chianese is in his ‘90s and yet he looks younger than when he played Uncle Junior on the Sopranos starting in 1999?

Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 5d

“Condoms ruin the mood”, you know what else ruins the mood? Gonorrhea!

Wear a fucking condom for the love of god!

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A Daily Violet 💜 @adailyviolet.bsky.social · 6d

Try to remember that your annual review is coming up soon, human.

#ToesOutTuesday #BossBun #aDailyViolet

Small grey rabbit in sphinx pose with her front paws visible. She has a stern look on her face.

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Franky Sinatra with sister Nancy @frankysinatra.bsky.social · 6d

True beauty.

#rabbit #bunny 🐰 🐇

Nancy in her normal repose with her nose facing the camera

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Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 9d

Here’s a pretty solid election rule. If one of the candidates has a Nazi tattoo, that’s the one you shouldn’t vote for!

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Andy Kostrub @andrewkostrub.bsky.social · 12d

Updating my LEGO White House

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 12d

Jesus meme

He protecc (Jesus holding lamb)

He attac (Jesus flipping tables)

But most importantly he become snac (communion)

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Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 16d

I’m against the death penalty, but dudes like albert fish need to be executed. When you’re that much of a monster, prison justice isn’t good enough!

The other 99% of the time, just put ‘em in prison without parole.

Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 16d

Had to let em know how I felt before I blocked them lol

Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 16d

So uh, how about you go sit on a big fat dick?

Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 16d

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN’ FUCK!

Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 17d

Me: AI will dumb us down and kill us all. I have no hope for the future.

Also Me: ha ha, look at this video of John Lennon playing with Tonka Trucks on the Dick Cavett show!

Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 21d

“Welcome To My Nightmare” by Alice Cooper sounds like it could’ve been by the Doors

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22d

Chicago not letting Portland have all the fun 🐧

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Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 22d

Ian Watkins made Gary Glitter look like Chris Hansen. Rest in piss bozo!

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Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune.com · 24d

A WGN-TV video editor and producer was roughly detained by two Border Patrol agents on Friday morning during a highly visible rush hour enforcement action in Lincoln Square.

WGN-TV producer detained during ICE enforcement action in Lincoln Square

A WGN-TV video editor and producer was roughly detained by two Border Patrol agents on Friday morning during a highly visible rush hour enforcement action in Lincoln Square.

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Jack B. Nimble @jackbnimble94.bsky.social · 25d

For years, I wasn’t sure why we needed it, but it turns out that the 3rd Amendment is really useful!

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 26d

Mike Johnson only wants Lee Greenwood to perform the halftime show at the Super Bowl because Lawrence Welk is dead and therefore unavailable.

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Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social · 26d

A new study shows that receiving an updated COVID vaccine reduced people’s risk of severe disease and death in all age groups, regardless of immunity from prior infection or vaccination

Annual COVID Vaccines Save Lives, New Study Shows

A new study shows that receiving an updated COVID vaccine reduced people’s risk of severe disease and death in all age groups, regardless of immunity from prior infection or vaccination

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