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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 11d

The American medical system is such a farce. I was told repeatedly that my bill would only be $40. Now they are saying it’s $270 and that I need to make payments of at least $82 a month or it goes to collections.

Well, here’s my cashapp I guess
$OliverSnowContent

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · Sep 9

The Apple crisp we made on stream today. Remember, baking stream happens every Tuesday at 1:45pm EST

Apple crisp on pretty towel with apples and sugar jar

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · Sep 9

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · Sep 9

Going Live at 1:45pm EST

Dolly Parton’s Chocolate Cobbler

Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · Sep 2

Going live at 1:30pm

www.youtube.com/live/Bq68Ru6...

Look, I’m just trying to make my wife’s life easier, ok?

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · Aug 31

I will never forget that one time I got kicked out of the Steinbeck museum for being homeless.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · Aug 26

Going live at 10am

www.youtube.com/live/ifSZlMH...

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · Aug 23

Too many of you children are learning queer theory from the internet instead of from the meanest lesbian you’ve ever met like God intended.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · Aug 23

Me at 22- Sure I’ll hang off the side of that moving freight train while eating food from a dumpster. You better put that big unprotected dick in me first tho. Then you can pierce my nose with this safety pin

Me now- I went to the Walmart and when I saw the price of hamburger I had a panic attack

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · Aug 20

Stream at 11:30

www.youtube.com/live/7Jaim_k...

Food Stream!

Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · Aug 20

Anyway, I’m probably not going to be able to sleep now, so stream will probably be late tomorrow.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · Aug 20

She then, of course, decided to drop the dead spider directly onto my foot.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · Aug 20

Luckily, it was at this moment that Noodles decided she actually wants to hunt this thing and, with one swoop of her paw, she solved the problem that she, herself, created.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · Aug 20

No. This MF was just going to run across me. This made me nervous, which turned my already upset stomach completely inside out.

So now I’m spraying shit water like a fire hose as this spider comes running at me at speeds rivaling Dale himself.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · Aug 20

So I have to accept the distinct possibility that this MF is going to run across my feet. And this was simply not something I could allow to happen. And because I try to be nice to spiders, it never once crossed my mind that I am, indeed, a large man and could easily kill it.

Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · Aug 20

Unfortunately, I am 6 feet tall, and this is simply not a position I am able to get into anymore. Perhaps in my 20s, when I had adequate experience with having my legs behind my head, this would have been possible. But I am 34 and married and I had to accept that this was not going to happen.

Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · Aug 20

So this spider starts high tailing it directly to my location, unaware completely that I am unable to leave my porcelain throne.

So now it is 2:45 AM, and I’m trying desperately to raise my feet up onto the seat to let him pass.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · Aug 20

However, this spider was in no position to STAY OVER THERE because OVER THERE was the location of the apex predator who, moments earlier, had it in her jaws.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · Aug 20

Now, I understand the necessity of spiders. I am generally pretty okay with having them as roommates. However, I need them to STAY OVER THERE.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · Aug 20

However, this time it was not a sock. It was, instead, THE BIGGEST FUCKING SPIDER I HAVE EVER SEEN. And it was still alive.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · Aug 20

I, however, paid very little attention to it, since I was pretty sure I might actually be shitting my soul out and I was fairly sure she was just bringing me a sock.

Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · Aug 20

So it is 2:30 for the morning and I’m fighting for my life, and Noodles comes into the bathroom trilling. The sound she makes when she has a gift for us.