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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 17h

Clark Lea slander

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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 18h

As a panthers fan I’ll give you 2,000 words when the hire is announced

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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 18h

Hell yeah they are

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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 19h

Man I’ve had some sandwiches that certainly felt life saving

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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 19h

The Auburn/Georgia game would be a shorter drive for Atlanta based Auburn fans lol

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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 19h

I think the Big 10 quite clearly has 3 of the top 4 teams in the country, with Miami being the 4th. The entire SEC looks like they fall in the 12-40 range. If these ranked SEC teams lose tonight the lesson shouldnt be “wow the SEC is so competitive” but rather none of these SEC teams are that good

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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 20h

In how many different Oxfords would you be the most beautiful man?

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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 20h

They did just retire Shedeur’s number. At least they’re consistent in celebrating mediocre achievements

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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 20h

That defense is MEAN dude and they are always trying to rip the ball out. I’m good sitting here on my couch

Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 21h

I’m starting to think the Big 10 has 3 of the best 4 teams in the country with Miami

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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 21h

Which committee member is gonna get milkshake ducked

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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 23h

Show it on the broadcast cowards

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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 1d

Foster was the first football jersey I got as a kid so it brings me no joy but he was so clearly not ready to run a P4 program

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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 1d

Bama is 0-1 in stadiums under renovation in the Deboer era. Vandy stadium was under construction last year 👀

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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 1d

My dumb idea: 10 race chase with top 10 points scoring drivers who have won a race. If 12 drivers win, top 10 point scorers of the 12 are in. If 9 win, then the top non-winner is in. Rewards wins but the champ feels worthy. Spiritually, if you dont win a race I’m ok with you not making the playoffs

Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 1d

But the greater issue is that no one in a position to make these decisions seems to have any idea what they really want out of a championship format other than ratings on Sundays in the fall which are not coming

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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 1d

I think going back to chase format where wins significantly increase your point total is their best bet. We simply cannot continue with this stupid format where the roval is a pivotal race in the championship hunt every year

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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 1d

Actually yes please share

Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 1d

ON HIS GOD DAMN BIRTHDAY!!

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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 1d

As a baseball newbie I’m looking at him like he’s Cam Newton in 2015

Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve only done them when the adrenaline is pumping and it’s still a shock. I can only imagine doing them when your body and mind are in a “sitting in a podcast studio” state it feels like dart dipped in fireball shot up your nose

Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 2d

Audible cracks. From my knees.

Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 2d

And I’m certainly not aging well

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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 2d

He looks like a Hey Arnold character

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