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Jack

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Suffering through my masters degree 24 Just a Lil guy Fvsu

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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 1h

For a moment I was happy

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 1h

You ever see a take so inexplicable you don't even know how to question it

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Kimmy on the Radio 🎙️📻 @akakimmy.bsky.social · 3h

My fav headline from this year:

Headline from PC Gamer article that reads: "Hideo Kojima says he won't play the MGS 3 remake, mentions he knows loads of ways to kill people, doesn't elaborate, leaves"

By Joshua Wolens published July 31, 2025
https://www.pcgamer.com/games/action/hideo-kojima-says-he-wont-play-the-mgs-3-remake-mentions-he-knows-loads-of-ways-to-kill-people-doesnt-elaborate-leaves/

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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 1h

I thought it was a lettuce gay bacon tomato sandwich

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 6h

I've loved going on this room decor journey with you

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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 6h

God I just wanna go on a nice dinner date with a normal person

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 14h

This is a good sign right

Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 1d

Military families on day 9 of the shutdown lining up at the food bank

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 1d

Minecwaft

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eevie but spooky 🦇 @cronabunnie.bsky.social · 1d

the new monster high collector doll goes crazy idc

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 1d

the 30-50 feral hogs guy was right too early

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · Jan 9

here is the current tactical map of where feral swine populations have consolidated

the major worry is if the Canadian superhogs end up making their way down south and breeding with the American hogs

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Your Least Favorite Ghoul 👻 @leastfavoriteson.bsky.social · 1d

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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 1d

ah so this year then

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 1d

what year tho

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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 2d

I think I should be able to rocket launcher the cars that drag race down my road

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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 2d

They should invent a way for women to have gay sex with men

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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 2d

This is not gonna look good printed out

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Gremlin 𓅷 McCoy @gremlinmccoy.bsky.social · 2d

Reference

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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 2d

Will J K rowling be next? Tune in next week!

Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 2d

wegotthiscovered.com/politics/wer...
Jordan Peterson has been hospitalized with
-mold infection from not cleaning his room
-CIRS, which gives you mood swings and emotional disregulation and bouts of mania

I... Literally cannot believe this