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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists
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I'm a slut for books, pretty girls, and Terry Bogard | he him, Julian | ❤️ @laestell.bsky.social | be kind, not nice | #FGC #writer | next you're going to say, "your user name is great"

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PSA for my writer followers -- so long as you can be chill, if you need writing advice or help, my DMs are open. And I mean like, real advice, don't just tell me "hey I had this idea how's that sound" and I'm down for helping rookies/ameteurs/etc, no matter if we're moots or not.
Woolie, while playing Arkham City, got the big menu pop up that says "THESE ARE YOUR OPTIONS FOR THE MR FREEZE FIGHT" and no one in the audience had ever seen it and I get to give a big exhale because oh thank GOD, someone besides me had that problem
January 19, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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He is mad at Norway therefore we are going to invade Denmark.
January 19, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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smugly telling europeans who yell at me that they should have voted blue in 2024
January 19, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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He’s gonna start calling it a shithole
January 19, 2026 at 1:47 PM
What are the odds we eventually get a Trump tweet or a Miller press appearance that's roughly the equivalent of "WHATEVER! I didn't want your stupid continent anyway!!!"
January 19, 2026 at 1:39 PM
YOU JUST GOT IMMOBILIZED

REPOST TO IMMOBILIZE YOUR WEAK MINDED FRIENDS
January 19, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 11:50 AM
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Rabbit, Sweden, 15th century
January 19, 2026 at 12:05 PM
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Sagrona teema, my baka Chandrilans #Andor
January 19, 2026 at 6:14 AM
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December 27, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Bluesky's the place you go to call Hamas "terrorists" for resisting genocide and then turn around and tell people not to use the word "moron."
January 19, 2026 at 10:14 AM
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Honey you don't understand, I gotta keep the muscle memory for the combos
January 19, 2026 at 9:05 AM
"I'm not masturbating, I'm just labbing my dick!"
January 19, 2026 at 9:01 AM
January 19, 2026 at 8:16 AM
There's nothing wrong with this kind of posting in abstract, but coming out of Taylor Lorenz's mouth just makes me go "oh my god, shut the fuck up!" because she's such a completely oblivious, hypocritical moron.
January 19, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Yep!

I have a theory that part of what's making people nuts online is that they don't have the experience of seeing something upsetting and violent and gory on cable, then have to just sit in that until they realize they forgot about it and it was fine. Your psyche really isn't that fragile!
yknow come to think about it this is also a reason why art should sometimes make you uncomfortable
January 19, 2026 at 6:33 AM
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Guilty Gear Xrd - Justice
January 19, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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some people are saying we should be sad that devs lost their jobs here, and I do hope they all land on their feet, but let's be real:

Zuck was flushing money down a toilet and we should be happy people were able to grab some before it went down the pipes, not sad the money toilet is out of order
January 18, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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Caution, hot surface
January 19, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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Best day ever!
January 18, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Additionally, being overly dramatic over one another's discomfort is how you gas them up to be more hysterical. It's proven with animals and children and also adults. Sometimes you are made uncomfortable and just gotta brush it off and be an adult, especially online.
Important shit that I’m still trying to learn.
January 19, 2026 at 6:07 AM
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Learning the difference between being a little uncomfortable and being in actual danger is something you HAVE to learn. Possibly have to start speed running it now if you’re planning on surviving the long term.
Important shit that I’m still trying to learn.
January 17, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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Okay, now we're getting somewhere
January 19, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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“Those were alarms, you just didn’t want to listen,” is very good.
January 18, 2026 at 7:23 PM