Godspeed You! Woke Moralists
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Shhhhh, she's sleepy ❤️
January 20, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Shhhhh, she's sleepy ❤️
Bro I just noticed, but you're looking a lot better lately. Your face isn't as pale, your eyes don't have running eyeliner, and you're smiling more. Are you becoming a romanceble NPC?
January 20, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Bro I just noticed, but you're looking a lot better lately. Your face isn't as pale, your eyes don't have running eyeliner, and you're smiling more. Are you becoming a romanceble NPC?
Gwen is in my lap growling at me because I keep teasing apart her mats. My daughter in Christ you're the one who won't clean herself.
January 20, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Gwen is in my lap growling at me because I keep teasing apart her mats. My daughter in Christ you're the one who won't clean herself.
I know people have an instinctual revulsion and hatred of religion and just kinda assume they're all Joel Osteen but small churches scattered in towns are actually community centers religion is supposed to be and this is going to foster a lot of backlash to ICE. No one likes this shit!
January 20, 2026 at 9:48 AM
I know people have an instinctual revulsion and hatred of religion and just kinda assume they're all Joel Osteen but small churches scattered in towns are actually community centers religion is supposed to be and this is going to foster a lot of backlash to ICE. No one likes this shit!
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im sorry. this is so stupid. Avatár
January 20, 2026 at 2:30 AM
im sorry. this is so stupid. Avatár
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scully you're not gonna believe this
January 19, 2026 at 9:17 PM
scully you're not gonna believe this
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this is pretty much the only 1950s aesthetic i’d like to bring back
December 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
this is pretty much the only 1950s aesthetic i’d like to bring back
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This is a crazy thread and it feels like throwback Twitter stuff
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 6:05 AM
This is a crazy thread and it feels like throwback Twitter stuff
She's getting bigger ❤️
January 19, 2026 at 9:36 PM
She's getting bigger ❤️
someone accuses me of being heterodox and I get up in their face and shove them, "hey! I never looked at a guy even ONCE in my life, okay??
January 19, 2026 at 8:46 PM
someone accuses me of being heterodox and I get up in their face and shove them, "hey! I never looked at a guy even ONCE in my life, okay??
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In Minnesota, Democrats are unraveling our disability services system by imposing AI-driven payment waiting periods so that small businesses can't keep providing services to disabled Minnesotans. Currently it's non-emergency medical transport that's collapsing. All in the name of fighting fraud.
This is such a widespread sickness among pundits. Pointing out that Republicans are lying about welfare fraud — and have been for decades — doesn't qualify as a publishable take.
So you get this bizarre fixation on optics and this amorphous demand for Dems to "admit" something they admit already.
So you get this bizarre fixation on optics and this amorphous demand for Dems to "admit" something they admit already.
January 19, 2026 at 8:34 PM
In Minnesota, Democrats are unraveling our disability services system by imposing AI-driven payment waiting periods so that small businesses can't keep providing services to disabled Minnesotans. Currently it's non-emergency medical transport that's collapsing. All in the name of fighting fraud.
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(huge bong rip) dude, what if you could like.... freeze things that weren't rent. dude.
imagine if you took all the city's meat and put it in a freezer
January 19, 2026 at 8:24 PM
(huge bong rip) dude, what if you could like.... freeze things that weren't rent. dude.
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Twitter: where people pay 14 dollars a month to tweet "they should not have sex scenes in movies"
January 19, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Twitter: where people pay 14 dollars a month to tweet "they should not have sex scenes in movies"
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YOU JUST GOT IMMOBILIZED
REPOST TO IMMOBILIZE YOUR WEAK MINDED FRIENDS
REPOST TO IMMOBILIZE YOUR WEAK MINDED FRIENDS
January 19, 2026 at 12:44 PM
YOU JUST GOT IMMOBILIZED
REPOST TO IMMOBILIZE YOUR WEAK MINDED FRIENDS
REPOST TO IMMOBILIZE YOUR WEAK MINDED FRIENDS
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Doing my dude diligence
January 19, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Doing my dude diligence
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To be politically conscious from 2000-2009, and more specifically from 2001-2005, was to have your brain stamped with a feverish Curse of Knowing. So when you see shit like this, all you can think is “Dick Cheney insisting on links between Al Qaeda and Saddam”. You never forget the scent.
January 19, 2026 at 5:31 PM
To be politically conscious from 2000-2009, and more specifically from 2001-2005, was to have your brain stamped with a feverish Curse of Knowing. So when you see shit like this, all you can think is “Dick Cheney insisting on links between Al Qaeda and Saddam”. You never forget the scent.
"I'm so unpredictable, so heterodox" "let's do the fucking news" Bari Weiss at CBS is that guy you know who just absorbs what other people say and repeats it back to them hoping no one asks him to do any actual work.
incredible stuff
January 19, 2026 at 5:29 PM
"I'm so unpredictable, so heterodox" "let's do the fucking news" Bari Weiss at CBS is that guy you know who just absorbs what other people say and repeats it back to them hoping no one asks him to do any actual work.
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lmao jesus christ
North Carolina - Senate Polling:
🔵 Cooper: 48%
🔴 Whatley: 24%
TIPP / Jan 16, 2026
🔵 Cooper: 48%
🔴 Whatley: 24%
TIPP / Jan 16, 2026
January 19, 2026 at 4:39 PM
lmao jesus christ
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these people are insane and terminally online.
January 19, 2026 at 4:37 PM
these people are insane and terminally online.
Woolie, while playing Arkham City, got the big menu pop up that says "THESE ARE YOUR OPTIONS FOR THE MR FREEZE FIGHT" and no one in the audience had ever seen it and I get to give a big exhale because oh thank GOD, someone besides me had that problem
January 19, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Woolie, while playing Arkham City, got the big menu pop up that says "THESE ARE YOUR OPTIONS FOR THE MR FREEZE FIGHT" and no one in the audience had ever seen it and I get to give a big exhale because oh thank GOD, someone besides me had that problem
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He is mad at Norway therefore we are going to invade Denmark.
January 19, 2026 at 2:24 PM
He is mad at Norway therefore we are going to invade Denmark.
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smugly telling europeans who yell at me that they should have voted blue in 2024
January 19, 2026 at 2:13 PM
smugly telling europeans who yell at me that they should have voted blue in 2024